Exclusive Interview with Rimidalv Alucard--Scientist, Pharma Sales Rep, Entrepreneur, Slave Owner!

Good news! The infamous Rimidalv Alucard has come to the United States, where slavery has FINALLY been legalized for people of all races, colors, genders and creeds. No discrimination! Racism, sexism, and all "isms" are things of the past! Now, we all can be slaves! Slavery is an equal opportunity venture!

In past times, many Americans believed strongly in, now outdated, concepts such as "freedom," "liberty," and even "democracy." Some Americans may still remember the US Constitution, a law that was once in effect during that time period when Americans valued freedom.

Fortunately, for Rimidalv and her cohorts, Americans of all ages, races and class backgrounds (except for the very, very rich, of course!) have discarded such old-fashioned ideals about freedoms and have learned to embrace slavery! At last! Slavery for all! Slavery for people of all colors, races, genders and everyone who earns less than $10 million dollars per year! (The extremely rich need to remain free so that they are able to tell us what to do. They know more than we do about what is best for us!)
Totalitarianism is the new normal! At long last!

Welcome, Ramidalv, to the new America!