mystery

mystery

Bill Schaeffer Piano

copyright(c)2014
William A Schaeffer

Bill Schaeffer: Piano
Emi Ichihara: Video Production Assistant

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music written sometime in 2001

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Dada exposition:

"Super-luminous apparition of birthday cake fantasy precludes any reasonable ability to Firestone truck stop my habitual small brained pig snout and giant fabricated tractor pull. Without bleeding the receptacle dry and insuring that no more biscuits are eaten by the junior staff fly boys, we see a significant improvement in the projections for profitability in the second quarter of the first half of nothing. Therefore I beseech you and implore you using the logic of a wounded schoolboy with a minor league tire iron. How can we possibly bake monkey wrench clock face when there is more ice cream in the radiator? Can you understand the treacherous implications of the nefarious pink muffler wrap? It has infested the dictionaries and logic probes of sanitary dental procedures throughout the greater metropolitan flim flam. We cannot even ride the subway without seeing small winged telephones buzzing anteaters in attack formation and lonely isolated diatribe. If you have the vaguest memory of this ever happening before in the entire history of spicy hot breakfast sausage and sour cream donuts then please stop everything and proceed to the nearest operational phone booth. Once there you will sit and await further instructions. Humming traditional folk songs and drinking warm fruit juice while standing on one foot is optional.

Have I mentioned that the soup of the day is French Onion?"

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magical sound

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