Hundreds of Police chase an invisible cat that sneezed on the sargent

Private security stepped over the line today as they tried to bash there way into a shopping mall to chase a invisible cat that sneezed on the sargent .
Victims were left battered and bruised as the police were sure the victims were indeed harboring the fugitive under there shirts ,
Later investigations proved that the sargents water was tainted with LSD and that the cat was actually the prime minister wearing boxer shorts under a short skirt which cause mild hallucinations and tremors and the event that took place was seen to be in proportion to the events causing the reaction thus police avoid all accountability of all crimes against humanity