a Spider, Man {"Metamorphoses"} |~Dark Fake~|

Yo Weinbag's & Wannabe's!!.....Listen up fukstix, finally found my first ever recording mix attempt of home-made shitshow tunez made by 3 clueless college pukes who's zany late 80's adventures led them down the decadent, hedonistic path of that simply awful Muzak Biz and ripped 'em away from their scholastic goals and that exciting college life. B'ahhhhh who needs a fargin' sheepskin with a Poli-Sci label on it hangin' in their man-cave anyways...
We turned a Duke St Apt bedroom in Alexandria, into a shit-shack "studio" to make a ill-prepared, hastily made (Deadline was in 8 daze) demo to send in to enter the biggest DC area "Battle Of The Bands" Comp (@ that time). Top winners got some cash (grand apiece), a day in a real studio, with a real engineer to crank out a real demo, and the biggy.... for me anyways... was the winning group got the opening act slot in THE hugest, most coveted club to play in @ the time in Baltimore, a giganto-place called "Hammerjacks" (now gone and razed to the ground) Winners were opening for some new Hair-Metal band out from Texas, think they called their selves, "PANTERA"
D'ohhhh... (this was their, beginning 1st tour & they were still all spandex,eye liner and bubble-gum metal, but still excellent... b4 they got all serious & shit.
I was already crying, "We're so fuct, we're so fuct" lolz ...Here were three 20-21 year old, babes-in-the-woods noobs. We had no singer, no equipment worth mentioning, no time, no experience..., and worst, probably no chance. All I had back then was a "borrowed" 4 channel TASCAM Cassette mixer, a handful of cables, 3-4 cheezy mics, & a Nuwave 6 channel DJ mixing board. You'll hear the results, if ya watch this train wreck...... MUD...no bass drums..soggy bottom boys..... oh well....feces transpires!

So cut to today, 2021... My security camera recorded this action in July, over a period of a night/morning with the motion activated software and I didn't want to post 45 minutes of silence that it is, but I found it kinda kewl, kinda weird, thought maybe there are a handful of lunkheads out here that like weird shit too... So I knew I had to put this out here....but what could I do about some audio?....hhhmmmm, 45 mins of farts???....nahhhh
.. and then as luck would have it, after recovering some old fakked hard drives, I found this recording I made in 88 that started my life's decline into debauchery & freakishly fun timez!
That's when I said,"PERFECT!! .....fuk it all!!! and that'll do pig...that'll do most nicely"
So hope this explains it's overtly weird concept ;)
Pay particular attention to the very last tune "Rasta Masta".... you may recognize it, and that was the tune that got us in the Band Battling Arena & had to perform...and it went over like a Rockstars wet groupie dream!
DId we win???.... The answers within somewhere.... theres a brief summary in there sumware ya rancid meatbags...go find it
Luv it, Like it, Hate it, Passe it, Fuck it & buy it dinner! .....Personally don't give four flying fukstix and a green nickel either way kids... it's irrelevant, shallow, petty & pedantic because..
WE'RE STILL THE MEATMEN!!!! .........AND YOU STILL SUCK!!!
~Whirled Peas Posers