In this episode of King of the Hill: Uncensored, we recount the life and death of American War hero, Cotton Hill. He and Hank weren’t in the best father-son relationship.
Cotton recounts his story in fighting in the European and pacific theaters in WW2. He recounts how he lost his shins in WW2. He starts by remembering the unfortunate torpedo attack on a warship he was on off the coast of Saipan. Three of his squad mates survived the attack. Their names are Topsy, Fatty, and Brooklyn. Suddenly, a Zero fighter planes shoots down Fatty and had attracted sharks, leaving Cotton to unfortunately give up Fatty. He drags his two remaining squad members and lands on Saipan. He discovers Japanese soldiers disrespecting old glory. He later tell he lost his shins in the ridge of Okinawa. He lost em to machine gun firing. He was severely wounded. These stories shocked Hank and the gang.
Later on that week, there’s s local sale in the Arlen VFW center. A geeky japophile cuck wants to buy Cotton’s most treasured war trophy, Hitlers’ Canoe!
Next month, he and Hank’s gang go to John Redcorn’s sweat lodge for a vision quest. Cotton suddenly gets PTSD after he sees visions of the men he’s killed before. He gets flashbacks from the war. This freaks him out and offscreen, it’s reported he had a heart attack.
In the hospital, Cotton gives his final words and wishes for Hank to accomplish, like cutting his head and sending it the Japanese emperor. Hank tells his dad he’s gonna survive but Cotton refuses to believe him, only him offering to die. . Later in the night, Peggy tried to convince Cotton to die already. But Cotton won’t die in front of his biggest foe. She later tell her deep down thoughts on Cotton’s life, saying he’s nothing but an asshole who’s treated his son with so much disrespect. Cotton finally tells her he doesn’t give a fuck about Hank or her. He dies after saying those words. Hank comes in, sadden by his father’s death but wonders what was his last words. Peggy lies and says he said he loved him but couldn’t admit it to Hank. Hank enjoys the words of comfort.
We then finally see flashbacks of Cotton in Hank’s most important life moments. Life, Graduation, and marriage. We later see him as well in Bobby’s birthday from a month ago.
Video Used:
King of the Hill - Cotton's Hallucination (S6Ep21)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-pbTSZ679Q
King of the Hill-Hitler's Canoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsmsDafYyaM
Cotton Hill war story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE0Z-V7-Jpo
Cotton Hill's dying wishes, a twisted end for a twisted, shinless war hero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxsWCPIeLQ
Cotton Hill - C'mon Grease Monkey! Let's Tangle (King of the Hill)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUwDlCVhfFo
Windtalkers (5/10) Movie CLIP - Saipan, June '44 (2002) HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZxBMTQO0c
WindTalkers Japanese Ambush *HD*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ96A8yWKZ0&t=137s
Hacksaw ridge - Japan advances battle HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5HMd1N2INI&t=188s
Call of Duty - World at War: Germany Victory Theme [HD]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQIVyrYKDnU
WW2 HQ Rare never seen before footage shows fierce fighting between Wehrmacht and Allied forces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tu4UTbPAyQ
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! (Hitler)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lbGAzo9RrM
Hitler Reacts clip with no subtitles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_hjicxtx80
Japanese Kamikaze attack on the USS Essex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hziFBOx4yqc
Japan Hell March
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDN1eJ9Jjsc&t=227s
WW2 Intense Pacific Combat Footage Part 2!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3HfiLnyIDY
King Of The Hill: Cotton's Death. Hank Says Goodbye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgPhPeb5TTw
I killed fitty men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhGX5izia1UI
comeandgetchertootsierolls.wmv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzL7Xw2qDGw
Cotton Hill: Well you don't give a toy without batteries!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlK0acJFn3U
The Unidentifiable Gamer documentary (WILL NOT BE FINISHED)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXlvZF8o1FA
Music Used:
Medal Of Honor European Assault Soundtrack - Main Theme (HQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n-uWmgOm9g
Samuel Barber - Adagio for Strings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450
Call of Duty World at War Soundtrack (By Mission) - Creditshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM2ukEHnyvQ
Call of Duty World at War Soundtrack (By Mission) - Main Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAAaLNPAw4g
Heroes of the Pacific Soundtrack - Zero 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pb4mD2EMTE
Babar Theme Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3y04Xc2Uw
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