The Mean Old Man Boogie

When I was a little kid I had an Aunt and Uncle named Elly and Clarence Sells. Their kids, my cousins, would tell us not to give their parents no guff because they were mean... I believed them... Why would they lie? So... Forty years later...
I got to spend a week at their home last year as an adult. He's not that mean... But don't sass Elly... You ain't gonna get ya nowhere with that...

Clarence Sells...

He’s a mean old man

Clarence Sells...

He’s just a mean old man

But you’ll probably never find yourself a better man...

Up with the sun… Walkin’ the line...

Workin the yard… Tellin’ no lies...

Screaming at kids… Plays by the rules...

Don’t do that to the dog… Pity the fools...

Give em Hell… Give em Hell…

Clarence Sells… Clarence Sells…

Em C Em C
Here comes Elly gonna Shut him down… Here comes Elly gonna Shut him down...
Am B7 Am B7
Here comes Elly Stompin the ground… Here comes Elly Stompin the ground...
Em C Em C
Here comes Elly Cracking the whip… Here comes Elly Kickin’ the nuts...
Am B7 Am B7
Ya Better not give Her no lip… Ya Better not give Her no buts...

~because shes literally married to~ ~ifs, ands, ors either~

Clarence Sells...

He’s a mean old man...

Clarence Sells...

He’s just a mean old man...

But you’ll probably never find yourself a better man… X2