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Flat Zane Hunting on Flat Earth
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Research Flat Earth!
Grow Gardens!
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CHUCKIE
So, this is, this is a globie bar huh? I thought there'd equations and stuff on the wall
CHUCKIE
I will take a pitcher of the finest lager in the house
CHUCKIE
{knocks on bar, and spots some hot honeys}
CHUCKIE
Timeout, i'm gonna have to flat smack those hot lil
honeys down at the end of the bar, work some magic
CHUCKIE
Hey, how's it goin'?
LYDIA
Fine.
SKYLAR
Okay.
CHUCKIE
Do i come here, i come here a bit,
i come here, err, from time to time
Do you go to school here?
LYDIA
Yes.
CHUCKIE
Ah, welp, here's somethin ya won't get taught in your classes
The Earth is Flat
Now Look. I know sounds crazy, right? But, it turns out water always finds it's level,
and does not curve around a ball like we were taught in our so called schools.
CLARK
Hey
CHUCKIE
Hey, how's it goin, how are ya?
CLARK
Good, how you doin?
uh, did you just say there's no curve to the earth?
CHUCKIE
Yeah, it's flat
CLARK
Well, it sounds you skipped some classes at your school
CHUCKIE
Yeah, real nice pal, just because i question what i'm taught in school eh?
What's with this guy, huh?
So, you're all high and mighty taking classes created for ya by your corporate mastas huh?
Well i come from a new school busta, the Flat Earth School
CLARK
Oh, now i remember that school. hmph.. it was the one that had recess and lunch
SKYLAR
Clark, why don't you go away
CLARK
Why don't you relax. I'm just havin fun with my new flattard here
CHUCKIE
Yeah ok Globie, ya gotta problem with what i believe now eh?
CLARK
Yeah, i've got a problem when a flat earth directly contradicts with
the accepted and proven copernican heliocentric model that all modern day
cosmological framework is based around. Why don't you tell me why i should
throw away decades of scientific progress and advancements just to
believe in some theory you found on youtube?
CHUCKIE
Eh, lemme tell ya somethin alright?
ZANE
Of course you follow the copernican model that was fed to you since birth
in all your cartoons, movies, and schools. You have no proof of outer
space, you've never been there yourself, so it's only a belief system based
on faith. You demean the theory simply because it's on youtube, yet you trust
rocket launches on the same TV that gives you fake news?
Science should be about putting theories to the test in repeatable predictable
experiments, and last i checked there is no experiment showing water sticking to
a spinning ball hurtling in two directions.
CLARK
hmph, well as a matter of fact, focalt's pendulum demonstrates the rotation of the earth with it's movement
ZANE
focaults pendulum, requires an initial push to get it going,
and uses a simple ball joint to create the movement you mistake for the rotation of the earth.
There's been 5 scientific experiments proving no detectable movement of the Earth,
yet those are not taught in schools. Instead it's just theory upon theory upon theory.
that all depend on grant money, and many have been caught fasilfying their findings.
Tesla said it best: today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments,
and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure
which has no relation to reality.
ZANE
See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in fifty years, you're start doin some thinkin
on your own, and you're gonna come up the fact there are two certainties in life,
one: the earth is flat
and two: you dropped 150 grand on your indoctrination that you could have got
for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.
CLARK
yeah, but i will have a degree, and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive thru on our way to a skiing trip
ZANE
Laughs, yeah, maybe, but at least i won't be livin a lie!
But i mean, if ya have a problem with that, i mean we can just step outside and we can figure it out
CLARK
Naw man, there's no problem, it's cool
ZANE
It's cool?
CLARK
yeah
ZANE
cool
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