Ultra Pro Cooking | Deconstructed Breakfast Sandwich (Recipe in description)

Behold as Master Chef Dalton takes the classic breffest sammy and turns it into the best piece of art you've ever seen in your miserable life!

Ingredients:
-Eggs (1 to 7 bigguns)
-Bacons (6 to 20 rashers)
-Breads (a pinch)
-Salt, pepper, parsley
-Salt, pepper, parsley
-I think I put that last one twice by mistake. Just get one salt, pepper, parsley.

To do:
1. Make the bacon. I won't judge you if you cook it differently than I did.
2. Fry the egg. I will judge you if you use a different pan or wipe out the pan beforehand.
3. Toast the bread.
4. Get creative! Use your spices and parsley like a famous painter would.
5. Send me pictures of your sandwich. Tweet them to @realdonaldtrump
6. Eat the sandwich (optional)