HOLY HELL. This is Literally As Bad As it Looks

Guy retires the next day after duping in delite twice. Once during a day press conference, and then again at the night one. They find it hard to turn on the crocodile tears without blooping and smiling. Well, this is live T.V. fella! Thanks for doing such a piss poor job. Hopefully you woke a few people up before the FBI goons murdered your cats or dogs in an attempt to make sure you get your "mind right." Taking the guns is expensive and a long slow process. It takes years to brainwash the people, so we thank you for the blooper. You've hopefully helped me slow down this takeover bub.