Selective Hysteria, Space Blankets at the Border, and Benevolent Governance

Struggling to break free from our pre-planned false flag hangover, we awake to find that there’s but one solution to the epidemic of mass shootings, which have occurred under the watchful eye of the Biden administration: TAKE THE GUNS. Obviously there’s not much we can do to correct the ethnicity of the Boulder shooter, but rest assured that we are deleting our tweets faster than an FBI bureaucrat with Hunter Biden’s emails. Meanwhile in Texas, politicians are scrambling to figure out a way to capitalize on, or otherwise exploit the numerous children who are being wrapped in space blankets for safekeeping at the border.
All of these sordid tales of despair and capitalist opulence pale in comparison to the horrific reality that while conspiracy theorists are burning their masks and acting like filthy super spreaders, Europe is plunging back into lockdown. Our future is so bright we gotta wear shades!
The Council convenes on March 23, 2021