Man in buttless rainbow monkey costume with dildo hired for library literacy challenge

Where you ask? Why that would be the Redbridge Library in East London, England. Sorry I don't have ticket information. This is why I refuse to tolerate this crap they are constantly shoving at us. I have never wanted to set anyone on fire until I saw this crap. I guess someone in...a suit and tie or maybe even a button down shirt and jeans just would not be effective at fighting illiteracy? I never though I would use the words "buttless" "monkey" "rainbow" and "dildo" in the same sentence. Or even in the same paragraph for that matter.

I mean where do you buy a rainbow colored, buttless monkey suit? I was at JC Penny the other day and I did not see any buttless monkey suits. They had a few rainbow colored shirts but that was all I saw. The more scary question is what does the dildo have to do with the suit? Are they sold separate or is it like a kit? The world has gone to hell.