The Heckin Wholesome Christianity Song (Be Vaguely Nice To Each Other)

One of the classic counter signal memes, set to music thanks to Suno AI.

Lyrics:

Hey man, Jesus just gave us
Like, one commandment, bro
Which is to be vaguely nice to each other, man

As long as you're being vaguely nice
By the cultural standards of the current time period we live in
And completely ignoring the Bible
You're doing a heckin’ wholesome Christianity

(A "counter signal" meme is a one-panel comic with a rudimentary MS Paint drawing of a character defending a left-wing position, with the caption demonstrating how his argument is self-defeating. The meme is used to reply to anyone caught using the script to show how little they have personally thought through the issue)