What are the bag limits? Do I need a license in my state? Are they all like that spider from "It"(spoiler)?

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Stormcellar: "Roscoe's Boogie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGLppzfWP5A

Movies Harmed:
"Real Men"

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Ask a SEAL: "season one sellout."

Starring:

Mr. Mittens
Mr. Fluffs
Xander Orozco
Zee Orozco
Leslie Orozco

Music:
Ray Norrish, Timothy Brian Wright
The Killing Game Show - Amiga
A Raising Hell Production

RE-Edited by intern: 00007

The age old question of whether to own one of nature's greatest mass murderers or the one that mournfully stares at you while you consume bacon.

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Stormcellar: "Roscoe's Boogie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGLppzfWP5A

Fred Heath and the Slidewinders: "Fred's Blues"

"Blue Sizzle" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Sometimes Dogs just refuse to take the hint...

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Stormcellar: "Roscoe's Boogie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGLppzfWP5A

TV Shows harmed:

"Magnum PI"
"Days of our Lives"

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Why is it so hard to count the money we just stole from that math nerd?

Sources:

Real men don't need sources...

Music:

Stormcellar: "Roscoe's Boogie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGLppzfWP5A

Stormcellar: "Little Big Bird"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzS0CrF7llA

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Sometimes gangsters gotta gangst, and sometimes parents gotta parent...

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Stormcellar: "Roscoe's Boogie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGLppzfWP5A

Xander Orozco: "Hawaiian Boogie"

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This week we discuss various ways to defeat and frustrate the government (Hint: "Deus ex Machinas!").

Sources:

Real men don't need sources...

Music:

Stormcellar: "Roscoe's Boogie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGLppzfWP5A

1812 overture, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (1840 – 1893)
Recording: Skidmore College Orchestra

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Sometimes a man just has to know his limitations... brought to you by 'Xander's gun and Juice Bar Emporium'

Music:

Stormcellar: "Roscoe's Boogie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGLppzfWP5A

Mixcraft Studio: Random loop

Me: "Unnamed song"

Me: "Unnamed Country Song"

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Do boyfriends have the right to self determination?

Sources:

A couple of decades of dating experience...

Music:

Stormcellar: "Roscoe's Boogie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGLppzfWP5A

"Shadowlands 5 - Antechamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Time to wade through the trough of SEAL cinema... still waters run deep.
(Sorry about the mic fuzz around 0:50-1:05)

Sources:

Real men don't need sources...

Music:

Stormcellar: "Roscoe's Boogie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGLppzfWP5A

Stormcellar: "AWE, The King is Back"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzS0CrF7llA

Fred Heath: "Fred's Blues"
Album: "Fred's Blues"

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Sometimes you just gotta kick the world in the ass.

Music:
Stormcellar: "Roscoe's Boogie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGLppzfWP5A

Stormcellar: "The King is Back"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "OctoBlues"
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Direct from our sponsors: Once again, Australia futilely tries to convince us that it's a place worth going to.

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