EdmundPloppy

Bread is the truest race, we all fear the toaster.

Did you hear the news? It's all about ME.

Got very bored. Decided to insert my head into my anus. This channel really is the sewer of my brain. Watch where you step, there are turds.

A bit of the Ol' Titus Andronicus, with a side of water melon, please.

I need some new fucking games.

Farewell.

Yeah, it was a low effort video. Like you care.

This series...Man. The shit I would do, had I the reigns. Ah well, guess I'll just sperg out instead.

Toasted.

I truly hate the writing in this series of games. If you scraped the rectal passage of a rotting animal corpse, you'd discover muck and viscera of a richer quality than the "writing" in the Borderlands games. Looks fun to play, rapes your ears with LOL SO RANDUM humour and HELLO THERE FELLOW KIDS references. Fuck. Right. Off.

As it stands, it is a serious breach of public-facing policy. The Queen is very unhappy with the Party's results.
"When One offers freely of her Honey, One expects that those that receive it make good use of it." The Queen said at the State Inquiry.
Opposition Leader Cludge MacGrog condemned the Party For Jar-ed Honey.
"You'd think simply containing the Honey would be a rudimentary thing, but as ever, the Party's ineptitude is on display."
Many millions suffer daily as a result of incompetently jar-ed Honey.

Signed, Everyone Cares.

It'll be alright, I reckon, but it ain't going to be the saviour of fucking gaming and rpgs. Fucking hell, ease off the hyperbolic cock there, you Cum Projekt Sped worshippers. Go get some perspective.

Mould is the cancer that eats at us all. Fear the Toaster, for it is plugged in.

You get a cross! And you get a cross! Everyone gets a cross!

Watch yourself, profligate.

Toast.

Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally.

Well, here we are then, another year to add to the pile. Hats off to my homeland, quite a schizoid place. On the one hand, it's beautiful, expansive, magnificent; on the other, you go to jail if you have a child's toy gun. Right. Ah well, all I got.

What? Are you fucking made of glass? Stop being a pussy.

Damn, i'm bored. Trying to play Skyrim for the millionth time, but eh. Fuck. I need something to do.

Eat shit baby!

Geddit?

Can it really be said enough? Cunts that leave empty toilet rolls on the floor had their heads caved in when they were born. I gots me a portion o' that bog-roll abortion.
--All men with weak chins

Fear the Toaster.

Damn. Had an extremely gay spamfaggot thumbnail made for this vid. You know, how they always have those colourful lines and such? As if they're trying to rape your eyes with a spectral cock. Anyway, youtubby wants my phone number for verification--if I want to use that thumbnail. Nope. How fucking dumb are people? Yeah, give Google your personal info. Right. Very clever.

If a salty redditor finds their way here....delicious. Enjoy. If not, ah well. I can dream.

Fuck off.

I guess I just fucking hate that face those vapid cunts pull. That's pretty much it.

I hate this game. It is the distended rectum of the gaming world. A dog, dragging it's filthy arse across a piss-stained carpet, could create a better piece of "A R T". Put the salt back in the cupboard when you're done, please.

Cheese on toast is a deep tan. Bread is the truest race. Avoid the toaster.

Want to loot a guy? That's a ten year animation. Want to open a door? That's a ten year animation. Want to change weapons? That's a ten year animation. Want to call your horse? That's a ten year animation. Want to interact with an npc? That's a ten year wait. Want to craft a recipe? That's a ten year animation. Want to stop suddenly? No. That's a ten year animation. Want to open a drawer or chest? That's a ten year animation.

Hmm. I think I understand the Ten out of Ten scores now.

That's a ten year animation.

Nyuk, nyuk laddo! Step right up to the Salt Emporium! A place where faggots complain if you don't agree with them! Wow! Fun for some of the family!

Honestly, the amount of faggot NPC shills for this game is rather astounding. Ah well. Bethesda: Because making dogshit into a game is art as well.

Tony-Ayyt-Hundi loves his gun and his meat. He hates smacked out degenerates. Likes toast, though.

Eat it up, fuck ya.

He made some errors. It wasn't him.

Byron entered the commission-housing building. It was a shithole. He burned it down.

Delicious.

Enjoy.

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I use only the lowest-tier materials to make my garbage. I am an MS Paint Shit-tier Artisan. Welcome to this toilet, into which I will regularly empty the contents of my brain. Enjoy, or not. As you will.

Bread is the Truest Race, we all fear the Toaster.