First published at 03:35 UTC on March 4th, 2020.
Once a jolly swagman, campin' at his keyboard's edge,
slung a string of shit at ol' China-man's way.
He laughed as he clacked, the swagman tapping on his crusty keys,
China-man roaring with his apoplectic rage.
And swagman would …
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Once a jolly swagman, campin' at his keyboard's edge,
slung a string of shit at ol' China-man's way.
He laughed as he clacked, the swagman tapping on his crusty keys,
China-man roaring with his apoplectic rage.
And swagman would grin, teeth a-flash and gnashing wildly,
watching China-man cringe in his state-funded cage.
Ain't it grand, tumblin' skins so thin,
says swagman typing "CHI-COM REEEE"
Come post some shit with the swagman and me.
Shitposting swagman, turd-slinging swagman,
watch as he laughs at China-man with glee,
and he'd post all the shit 'til his paycheck's pack of beers was drunk,
come post some shit with the swagman and me.
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