iCuckkz - C.U.C.K CITY ft. MC Jarbo

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Produced by DopeBoyzMusic
Contains a sample of "Summer in the City" by The Lovin' Spoonful

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Lyrics:

she don't feel shit, she's got handtools
but on some real shit, nothing you can do
i wonder what would jack do?
one night fucking some bad black dudes
and she comes back covered in wack tattoos
tits hanging out, fucking ass crack too
dad send this bitch back to kathmandu
before she moves in with the crack shack crew
swallowing the spooks like pacman
ooh she's got breath you can catch a contact through
got a kiss like a god damn combat move
i got rid of my contacts too
no more glasses, i finally got lasik
let me just get a good look at you like
damn girl, you're actually kinda basic
can't believe you said you was a nine
only to find the bitch ain't even fine
quit lying, you're a one point five at best
same level as hila klein in a dress
but i digress - can you even read between the lines?
well honey my penis size
is no reason to be declined
'cause heck, if even ethan ralph who's a flaming faggot
about three foot five with his arms outstretched
can get fucked in such a way to avoid a stretch
it's not too farfetched
and i'm sure you can make an exception
uh.. after this mexican and the next one
god damn it, i wonder what would jack do?

hot town, cucks in the city
with my nigga jack murphy in cuck city
been down, isn't it a pity?
doesn't seem to be a shadow in cuck city
bend down, and let me introduce you to a friend now
and don't tell me that you're too afraid now
'cause that would be a pity
welcome to cuck city

she's still sucking off black dicks
while still paying the bills, she's still making them ill
prostitute tactics, giving them full access to practice
come get the feel of no prophalactics
what that means is no glove, no rubber no plastic
brother don't say you love her, you're passing
you don't cuddle, you fuck her and that's it
i was broke, i was helplessly hopeless
with my last check, bought a couple dildos just
love that feeling of plugging my hole just
hope that nobody notable knows this
can't fuck a bitch, then you might as well be one
eight hundred bucks no refunds
and as you've probably gathered
i just wrote this for jack
but what can i say? nigga can't rap

hot town, cucks in the city
with my nigga jack murphy in cuck city
it isn't getting pretty!
doesn't seem to be a shadow in cuck city
bend down, and let me introduce you to a friend now
and don't tell me that you're too afraid now
'cause that would be a pity
welcome to cuck city

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Lyrics:

just like that, the gunt becomes the violent one
five hundred pounds and five foot one nigga
your ass is gonna need a bible son
when the gunt becomes the violent one
all these bitches like riley run
so watch out 'cause you might be one
second away from being finally done

dude you shake like a leaf man
i'm so savage with the beef
but how am i gonna eat beef sandwich
with neurological damage and no teeth?
really shouldn't be so embarassed
i'm known to get my ass beat by a leaf of salad
but riley "salad" ain't what you eat
exercise to me is like fucking kyrptonite
but if i don't see blood on your lip tonight
negro you're gonna end up a crip tonight
you joke (joke joke joke)
your whole neighborhood's gonna watch your bitch ass choke
(choke choke choke)
if i could find my dick i'd stick that shit in your throat
(throat throat throat)
and now my girl is messaging me
can you bring back my CP?
like roll up on this fool's crib tonight
this bitch wants to start wrestling me
we're 'bout to make a big mess on the streets
it means nothing to me
just another underwear streak

just like that, the gunt becomes the violent one
five hundred pounds and five foot one
nigga your ass is gonna need a bible son
when the gunt becomes the violent one
all these bitches like riley run
so watch out 'cause you might be one
second away from being finally one

first day i was so hurt they
pushed my face down in the dirt they
said i'd be getting raped by thursday
i said wait is there no other way?
i can't survive among niggas
so asinine that they
dip my shit in gas-o-line
and set my fat ass alight (for my birthday)
fire up the wordplay
but i can't disguise acts of crime
they know that i'm not here 'cause i drink beers
boxed with the cops and passed the line
are you paying attention?
i really have no recollection
of any kind of anime porn collection
that's not mine!
they guys harass the whites
and pack a southern fried parasite
with so much dick, i go to the toilet
and i'm prolapsed and paralysed
from the waste down
i guess no different than any other day now
established that i'm a faggot
but how the fuck are all these guys gay now?
you ever heard of biz markie?
good! well i'm skid markie
and i shit myself on a six hour stream
you sure you want to do this shit to me?

just like that, the gunt becomes the violent one
five hundred pounds and five foot one
nigga your ass is gonna need a bible son
when the gunt becomes the violent one
all these bitches like riley run
so watch out 'cause you might be one
second away from being finally done

Produced by Kaddy Beats
Contains a sample of "The Shart Heard Around the World" by Ethan Ralph

pantsu likes f-----g kids and i do too
with low iq that we pick up on youtube
we take em back to the crib, back to my room
and start with the brainwashing voodoo
which we do til they’ve no clue who's who
and what's what, and if you blowing up our spot
then there's the bus stop, hope you got change
if not get your ass back to the coin shop
'cause i ain't buying new shoes
for you... it's me or him, you choose
bitch you knew what you were getting into
and i knew what i was getting into too
if you want a reminder, crap doo-doo
now let me introduce this pantsu dude
faith don’t be rude ‘cause she looks like a dude
your gut sticks out more than her teeth do
no sign of remorse, bitch I’ma keep riding this course (of course)
and only on the retort (tort)
will you find a tortoise identifying with a horse
ah bitch this ain’t the chorus (nope)
I invented faggot blood sports
you ain’t gotta come at me with force
you just let the liver disease take its course
faith don’t hate me cause you’re insane
boring, plain and sure as shit ain’t got nora’s brain
these bitches gotta be all the same
nigga see you in court!
that’s the type of shit that a god damn whore would say
blablablablabla cacophony
need to up your game, like my ex-wife
peta-file for divorce (vorce) uh

you don’t even know me
so why you tryin to (turn me back into the old me)
I can’t fucking think, I need a drink!
(turn me back into the old me)
and now you’re stuck with me, you don’t fuck me
bitch you (turn me back into the old me)

but yeh that might seem crude
all those promises of being bride and groom, for nothing
well that’s not quite true
you won’t be the bride but you did get groomed
my way or the highway
threeway or the freeway, you better delay
the birth til' I'm done selling these assets
posting these ads to sell little Xander on ebay

oh wait hold on wait cut it
i gotta check kiwi farms, see what they're saying

can't see my feet, can't see my dick
can't seem to get on top of it
but you can't read my lips
they're too puckered with
gator's semen fix motherfucker
gator I dare you....
call me out motherfucker!
he’s like oh ralph you’re a fucking child molesting piece of shit
(but I love ya)
so sit here breathing methane
since mc jarbo decided to leave me
that’s why I did a sex tape yo
to put on on replay

you don’t even know me
so why you tryin to (turn me back into the old me)
I can’t fucking think, I need a drink!
(turn me back into the old me)
and now you’re stuck with me, you don’t fuck me
bitch you (turn me back into the old me)

Contains a sample of "Bojack Horseman Theme" by Patrick Carney & Ralph Carney
Produced by Algain Beats

Lyrics:

i'm not that fucking drunk bitch
but i'll stick my fingers deep in your anus
smell the filthy shit you ate at half past eight
before ralph made you famous
i'll put your face in the papers
like a creepy fucking child rapist
uncle ralph will buy you the maker's
gobble your ass and then watch the lakers
i hope this bitch don't get aids
and end up like ade!
alright now speaking of ade...
gator gator gator gatorade
gator i don't get this hate
please explain
remember that i have an alcoholic brain
and you're fond of trains
that's how you fuck some bitches
when you only have three and half inches
i just lay there motionless with my
gut out fucking taking pictures
til i bust a nut with a vengeance
with a spare thumb in the rear entrance
man i gotta stop hitting the switches
'cause my dick is red and it itches

damn right i want to eat your ass and your pussy
drink your piss and eat your shit like it's so cushy
ralph's got that's money and drink
i got the tampons, lemons, money and drink

god damnit booberlee
you fat fucking bitch
if your ass ain't gonna clip my shit
smell my finger suck my dick!
yeah i'm still toting nora's dildos
since i left her
if you wanna know why...
that pussy must be seventeen forever!
diabetic richmond pimp
passing out in the kitchen sink
popping pills and sniffing shit
like a drunken hick with a one inch dick
from memphis bitch... kill or be killed
this retarded energy still
flagging the fuck out of my enemies still
can't sit still nigga we got skill
assholes are meant to be smelled
it ain't because i'm sick
nah i like my beats fucking sick
and i like my hoes mentally ill
and i like to catch them right when they hatch
(college) can you imagine that
you thought i was better than matt
'cause i did a rap, now i'm leading the pack
of false flagging fags
now she's searching where my
microscopic fucking dick is
'cause i bought her plane tickets
and if she fucking finds it
give that bitch some gold stickers
fuck this shit, get the camera
merry christmas mister vickers!

damn right i want to eat your ass and your pussy
drink your piss and eat your shit like it's so cushy
ralph's got that's money and drink
i got the tampons, lemons, money and drink

Instrumental Produced by DopeBoyzMuzic

Da GUNT - World's Best Dad ft. MC Jarbo

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Instrumental produced by Sinima Beats

Lyrics:

I’m your host ethan ralph
the gunt
the one and only motherfucking diabetic Richmond pimp

i've been looking for a bitch that doesn't want a big package
i'm a pretty big disadvantage
should have just raped a dumb bitch in an alley
instead i fucking imported this bitch from cali
let's be honest who the fuck else would have me?
motherfucker's gotta be deaf and blind, someone that's never been happy
or be out of their mind, i'm talking mentally damaged
carrying around three hundred pounds of her dad's baggage
no average bitch, mother fuck marriage
i'll only have kids with a trashy white fat bitch
who'll eat, fuck and give birth on the same mattress
where my dear mom and dad did
remember what the therapist man said, supress the sadness
don't be scared of this fat fucking misogynist
but even a bitch that's sick of dicks
can hop on the gunt quick and sit on my transgender clitoris
point the other way, let me sniff that ass
so I can see the disappointment on your mother's face
when she sees that i didn't put on a rubber hey
now she's got a couple retarded grandkids on the way
can’t believe she would wilfully get this fucker laid
what's wrong with our god damn junkie daughter's brain?
damn i wish there was another way to explain
i just don't want this bitch to run away!

i'm gonna be the world's best dad
kinda like the fucking dad i never had
*son, you're gonna be butt fucking ugly and fat*
i know for a fact 'cause i'm the world's best dad
i'm gonna be the world's best dad
*like a fucking million times better than matt!*
you're gonna learn to be a false flagging fag (like me)
‘cause I’m the world's best dad

the doc said it was fetal alcohol syndrome
all i did was feed her alcohol
no more thumb in the butt, wanna murder this slut
too damn weak to be a wife beater though
so I’ll just leave her at home looking after the greta thunberg clone
that fell the fuck out of her hole
damn son from the second i saw you i knew
you’ll ain’t gonna have no more than a one digit IQ
that's two digits more than your fucking dad could do
motherfucker I’m about to flip, I’m so mad at you
shutup kid you'll be fine
maybe you’ll live long enough to see your mom commit suicide
god damnit faith you’re not going anywhere god damn it, I’m fucking serious bitch!
get your ass in the basement, get your ass naked
say it you filthy shackle whore, say it!

i'm gonna be the world's best dad
kinda like the fucking dad i never had
*son, you're gonna be butt fucking ugly and fat*
i know for a fact 'cause i'm the world's best dad
i'm gonna be the world's best dad
*like a million fucking times better than matt!*
you're gonna learn to be a false flagging fag (like me)
'cause i'm the world's best dad

hello?
matt what's going on baby?
who's this? this is ethan ralph man, what’s going on? I just figured I’d drop you a line here
see how things are going

oh boy, you know you fucked up bad bitch when baked alaska's
playing the gunt and the gunt's like nigga cut that crap quick
and I’m thinking to myself as I my the kids in
how can a faggot so fat have such thin skin?
how can a guy who can't get my ass out of his head
blow smoke out of his asshole like fucking tobacco
have the nerve to call me a fat joke
when bitch you need a fucking backhoe to get out of bed

i'm gonna be the world's best dad
kinda like the fucking dad i never had
*son, you're gonna be butt fucking ugly and fat*
i know for a fact 'cause i'm the world's best dad

i'm gonna be the world's best dad
*like a million fucking times better than matt!*
you're gonna learn to be a false flagging fag (like me)
'cause i'm gonna be the world's best dad

you fuckin’ faggot!

MC Jarbo - Better Than Me
Instrumental produced by MaxSky

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Lyrics:

voice identification confirmed. welcome back, captain Jarbo
give me a status report
certainly. since we last spoke, I have identified several weaknesses in the target.
you will be working with the biggest faggots in the galaxy.
your primary mission is to take down Ethan Ralph.
you must not fail

hey guess who's back with gay-ops optics
Matt with the cockless style you guys rock with
hot shit, hutt check all the boxes
engage the cuck switch, boot up the block lists
guess it's time for me to be redeemed
Ralph's sticking his ween in barely legal teen
so assemble a team, we got a stream to kill
into the Greasemobile, let's make Ethan scream
we’re really headed for the win son
with gay op-timus prime and godwinson
so let's see if we can dig some shit up
and if we can’t, fuck it invent some
look at this child so innocent
kid's gone missing and dad's probably out of his mind
are you listening? big bad Ralph’s looking out for
fucking meth-headed kids to be jizzing in
that fucking sham of a marriage
no kids? was the last woman damaged?
there’s loads of college kids up om campus
that you can trap and drag back to the mattress
the old man wouldn't have this
let Matt give you some practical tactics
send her to me and just like magic
watch her come back with a sack full of black kids
how are you keeping them silent?
with a punch to the eyelid, or with a knife like I did?
welcome to club Biden
if it ain't got no training wheels, we ain't ridin’
now the take-downs are getting faster
man I never thought the student would become the master
caught a lot of flack 'cause I flagged down Fatsmas
but bitch you got more fucking flags than an atlas

so this little spic Dame put you on the block list
but can't do it better than me
I heard this motherfucker Ethan Ralph wants to **** little kids
but he can't do it better than me
nowadays everyone is a false flagging faggot
it's tragic, even if you on some
payoff shit, I'm on some gay op shit
no buddy, you’ll never do it better than me

god damn it!
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs
baby back pussy and baby back tits
but her dad wants his baby back quick
so maybe quit it, you fat fucking idiot
if it's between a fat pill popping maker’s sipping
hick who just doesn't know when he's beat
choose the pretentious fag who's only
talent’s being able to spread the fuck out of his cheeks
but Matt, would you date an eighteen year old? no!
not unless she's got a four year old bro
not unless she can produce a GoPro
and we can go home and film with no clothes
if that's the case then we'll split the load
could that be the reason you randomly phoned?
if church is to me what college is to you
why pour gasoline and leave all the clues?
Warski... i'm just letting you know
that the CP you own, you got no right to show
that shit's my fucking COPYRIGHT you know
sounds like you want another Knoxville fight you hoe
yeah, you’re out of luck now
'cause it's cool to be the cuck now, ain't nobody
give a flying fuck now, man fuck that
wheelchair shit dawg, your man’s got a truck now
and pesos, fuck happened to you?
and how the fuck did you become such a tool?
guess your true colors starting to show through
and it's the color of a Jew

so this little spic Dame put you on the block list
but can't do it better than me
I heard this motherfucker Ethan Ralph wants to **** little kids
but he can't do it better than me
nowadays everyone is a false flagging faggot
it's tragic, you open your mouth and you’ve had it
we’re all on our own gay ops shit
nope buddy, you'll never do it better than me

maybe he ain't no better than me
no he ain't no better than me

I am detecting multiple incoming take-downs from all quadrants…
the flagging faggots are rapidly mobilizing….
formulating new gay ops countermeasures…
warning. your chance of survival are now 0%
goodbye commander

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Some of you might not know but before being known as MC Jarbo, Matt did a little thing called the Honest Matt Show.

Before he had any rhythm, swagger and flow, Matt was just a blisteringly, brutally honest false flagger who spoke the truth, no matter how ugly and disgusting.

Blast to the past guys! I'm conjuring up a new Honest Matt show in preparation for when I reach 10,000 subs!

In the meantime, enjoy this low effort compilation of all my favorite clips, sketches and jokes from The Honest Matt Show, in no particular order.

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MC Jarbo - Chronicles of a Cuck (Full Album)

I've been wrangling for about 6 weeks with Spotify and Apple who are being royal pieces of trash and have rejected the album about 20 times, but it's to be expected. I will keep uploading and making changes until they accept it so stay tuned and watch this space.

In the meantime, I'm tired of waiting around letting this thing gather dust, so download the album here and check out the e-booklet which includes full lyrics and credits:

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Track List:

01. Disclaimer (Skit) (00:00)
02. My Girlfriend's Daughter (01:22)
03. Let Me Be Your Dad (04:39)
04. Fuck 'em Dead II (feat. Lakembra) (09:07)
05. Poley (skit) (13:41)
06. Steam Cleaner (feat. Sargon of Akkad) (15:13)
07. I'll Be Honest (feat. Tyrone) (18:34)
08. Aliens (22:14)
09. Uber Eats (25:52)
10. Good Samaritan (skit) (30:22)
11. Ice Cream Truck (31:17)
12. Go With Jesus (feat. Jesse Lee Peterson) (34:41)
13. Dear Matt (feat. Ethan Ralph) (38:51)
14. Fucked Yo Girl (feat. Tyrone & Dame Pesos) (40:20)
15. iCuckkz - Only Fans (Damage) Promo (43:55)

Instrumental by Kontrabandz

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Lyrics:

i love my girl, love my girl so fucking bad
i let her squeeze her tits for fifty cents, i don't get mad
i just have some mommy issues, she has problems with her dad
so i grab the box of tissues, say hello there mister hand
oh man... totally familiar with masturbation from dudes
who are fascinated by cam whores living with a cancer patient
the shit's pretty basic, you just gotta fucking embrace it
and be the man of the house, for example listen to this shit i'm facing
no more kissing without first asking for permission ian!
get yo bitch ass in that kitchen ian, listen ian!
she's always on only fans so i bought a gold subscription
so i could see how much of her pussy, tits and ass i'm missing
oh my gosh, i love my girl so fucking bad
but why she spread her legs and take this dick inside of our bed?
what the fuck? you know what? i've seen enough of that crap
time to file a DMCA, hey just call me Mundane Matt

damn bitch, look at all this damage
mmm only fans bitch, catch my bitch on only fucking fans
drop your pants bitch, scoop your dick inside your fucking hands, quick
iCuckkz gives not a shit you nut over his stupid bitch
only fans hit the switch, grab your wallet, click click click
get the camera, click click click, out come the di..dick pics
i respect the trick trick tricks, love my bitch (much respect)
all she's doing is showing her tits so dudes out there can lick lick lick

lick your smartphone, lick your laptop
lick your fingers, yeah it figures that she licks this nigga's black cock
ian, ain't you meant to be some kind of cop?
'cause from what i'm seeing, you ain't protecting fucking jack squat
so for the next content cop, my girl'll piss inside of a cup and i'll
drink it up like a good little cuck (yummy), delicious mommy mommy
i love my bitch but she's gotta earn her own fucking money
yeah i'll give you a kiss mwah, now take everything from me!
being a pathetic beta male, it's not easy
but as long as she's charging me for that puss, my girl will never leave me (never)
think i'm lying? don't believe me? not sure she enjoys being
with a fucking half blind bald-headed faggot in a beanie
yes i could probably learn a thing or two from leafy
like when it's time to fuck off, permanently 'cause all i do is repeat
if you got a weak chin, get the fuck out of that ring
i'll leave the bitch everything, go to the store and buy a ring

god damn bitch, look at all this damage
only fans bitch, catch my bitch on only fucking fans
drop your pants bitch, scoop your dick inside your fucking hands, quick
iCuckkz gives not a shit you nut over his stupid bitch
only fans hit the switch, grab your wallet, click click click
get the camera, click click click, out come the di..dick pics
i respect the trick trick tricks, pay the price (respect)
all she does is show her tits so dudes out there can ji..ji.. jizz

oh!

and i don't mind. because quite frankly i'm a fucking degenerate piece of shit
i don't care, fuck it

ian, idubbbz! you a beta! whaat?!
you beyond simp!

MC Jarbo - Steam Cleaner (feat. Sargon of Akkad)
Instrumental by Block4ear

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Lyrics:

crack smoke, nigger rum and coke
in my home, usually there's about a hundred folks
and one fat chode, with a dumb-ass show
but they ain't here to see Matt no more,
one of them's squeezing my girl's left titty
one of them's travelling to g-spot city
one of them's got his hand way up in her shitty
one of them's sticking twenty five inch in me
do i care? no, i'm a degenerate cuck
look at these black gentlemen ramming their
black genitals in my butt, i still got medical problems
from when metokur dropped the ballad of the hut
nigga what, am i just supposed to sit here and watch
the damn sasquatch put his fat lips to her crotch
ugh fuckin' black bastard
he's having a munch, she's like faster
but if that's what she wants then that's what she wants
a couple of niggas for fun, tribalistic and dumb
a little bit of tongue clean up from me when it's time of the month
i guess that's why she calls me a blood sucking cunt
i just do what she says, sit at the foot of the bed
while she's giving some magnificent head to Ed
she's got her headphones on legs wide open
getting off listening to Jarbo the Hutt
he's getting ready to nut, i'm getting ready to wipe clean
it's probably be gonna be in her snatch most likely
but it might be, in her mouth or her feet
Tyrone going for a world record release

i love the way you look and the way you smell
the way you shake that shit, girl make it swell
from the way you you walking, yeah i can tell
that you've been spreading that puss for somebody else

so fuck that nigger, fuck that nigger
lick his asshole, make his dick get bigger
baby fuck that nigger, cuck this fat nigger
and get two fucking kids out of that nigger

always the girlfriend, but never the wife
now she's sending me out, knowing i'll get coronavirus and die
dumb faggot, get out there and just socialize
and start spreading that shit, yeah spread your lies
god damn matt, why don't you realize
even J Christ wants to put an end to your life
his job is to get in between these thighs
your job is deliver that egg fried rice
and shut your fat diabetic mouth
only open it up when you know what you're talking about
do you know how p...p.. pathetic you sound?
damn i'm out of rubbers, why don't you walk into town
i got an african at one, puerto rican at two
your next kid will probably be a mix of the two
he might come out one third mexican too
the most traumatized kids in the school
your daddy's nothing but a spineless bitch terrified
of vaginas... giving me nightmares
as i was about to sleep then
tyrone let out the fucking beast

i love the way you look and the way you smell
the way you shake that shit, girl make it swell
from the way you you walking, yeah i can tell
that you've been spreading that puss for somebody else

so fuck that nigger, fuck that nigger
lick his asshole, make his dick get bigger
baby fuck that nigger, fuck a white nigger
how about a twenty five percent nigger?

it's time to bust out the steam cleaner!

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MC Jarbo - Ice Cream Truck
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Lyrics:

psychopathic offenders may be rapists,
child molesters, sadists or any type of sex offender
Matt has a pervasive lack of responsibility
as well as a lack of attachment to other people

under cover of darkness, i'm sitting in the parking lot of a target
trying to get a fix on a target, one or two kids we'll start with
last week it was k-mart, never go far, i stick to the same parts
don't need shades or a toupee, i just waddle straight to the bluray
section, with a star wars trench coat to disguise the erection
trying to avoid any kind of attention, full of tension, not to mention
this black security guard behind me, shit don't mind me, i ain't insidious
i'm just recording a video for the five idiots still subscribed to me
but you look like you haven't seen, a middle aged man with his hand in his jeans
i'm here like every week, now all of a sudden, you say I’m a creep?
so i really don't know what you mean, i ain't doing nothing obscene just reading kids
magazines and flicking my bean and picking up sweets and acting a fool in between
hold on a minute, shouldn't you be, fucking my bitch as we speak?
slapping your dick on her feet? busting a nut on her beak and spreading your seed
well you can meet her at three, this is the number, this is the street
time for some skeet skeet, she’s in desperate need of financial security
hey kid now that he’s gone, do you wanna have some “Hansen” fun?
you might be luck, yup bitch i gotta whole fucking ice cream truck
yup, let's step outside, let's go for a ride
get the fuck inside, there's your mom wave bye bye, bye bye!

you ain’t fooling nobody motherfucker, I know you into that shit
I know a couple of dudes that might just do something to you like what you did to that kid
wily fuck, ain’t nobody thinking this ignorant pig is a dangerous sick in the head individual
but if you… let your kids around this motherfucker, you’ll never see them again
ice cream truck

Matt describes behaviour
that puts him in the category of power over control rapist

walmart, target
bestbuy, target
from K-mart to target
just get in the ice cream truck bitch

ice cream truck, where you ain’t gonna get drugged and you ain’t gonna get fucked,
and you ain’t gonna wake up, with a roll of duct tape and a flashlight up in your butt
if you want a chance of seeing your mommy, throw your pants right on me
kid don’t worry, we’re both just taking a trip right down to the quarry
but let me tell you story, and I’m sorry but it’s god awfully gory
I could never get laid, went church to pray… god offered me glory
got off (no one saw me) sweet dude, no more need to feel salty
there’s no need to act ballsy, put on some cartoon network and go balls deep
hey kid, now we’ve arrived, look there’s no one around for miles
take this shovel and dig, you’re bound to find some pokemon in that pit
but mind you don’t slip, oops looks like you tripped and fell in it
I guess my story begins the second that your story ends

you ain’t fooling nobody motherfucker, I know you into that shit
I know a couple of dudes that might just do something to you like what you did to that kid
wily fuck, ain’t nobody thinking this ignorant pig is a dangerous sick in the head individual
but if you… let your kids around this motherfucker, you’ll never see them again

MC Jarbo - Fuck 'em Dead II (feat. Lakembra)
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Lyrics:

hey what's going on everyone, I’m Matt
although pretty much everyone I know just calls me “faggot”
i really don't understand it, people are still mad but
didn't you see me rebranding? matt’s turning a new leaf man
but I guess people are pissed, guess having a dead
channel with a sub count falling into the freaking abyss
for like a year straight, and still bleeding, well it's
not enough punishment for being this full of shit
but I'm still flagging, and a result I’m still
bagging your groceries on my Walmart weekend shift
it fucking sucks but it has to be done
and at least now I’m giving people what they actually want
scrubbing the carpet, still cleaning the toilets
still putting out garbage, still nobody’s watching (three buck theater)
I don't even have an opinion, you couldn't pay me to be
honest if honesty was worth three million
donuts.. but I’m resilient at least when it comes to
fat shaming and raising a bunch of fucking black children
that will probably grow up and shoot me in back, ‘til then
I’ll just be a cockless diabetic hypocrite
talk shit, eh… I’ll add you to the block list
and then I’ll bring about the fucking false flagpocalypse
you see whenever I’m near, there's a pretty good chance
your critique will mysteriously disappear, poof!

I flag, flag motherfuckers,
flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead
that's what I do, seven days a week, flag motherfuckers,
flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead
I flag, flag motherfuckers,
flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead
that's what i do dawg, demonetize motherfuckers
so shut your trap before I flag you too

they say you don't know what you have ‘til it's gone
I used to have some kind of appeal, now I appeal to no one
I used to have a great time, now I never have fun
I used to wash every day, now it's five days a month
I used to be in shape, now I just have a head like a thumb
I used to get laid, now I get the bed when she’s done
used to have two cars in the drive, now I have one
used to have two kids that were mine and now I have none
used to get paid and stack g's, now i gotta open up these
ass cheeks to pay the producers for these fat beats
apart from the fucking black meat, I’m getting used to
eating exactly the same shit that the cats eat
siphoning some gasoline, just to buy some vaseline
and a bunch of enemas from the local Wallgreens
but I can’t do it without some piece of shit asshole
standing there, yelling out wait a minute, Matt no!

I flag, flag motherfuckers,
flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead
that's what I do, seven days a week, flag motherfuckers,
just flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead
I flag, flag motherfuckers,
flag motherfuckers and fuck em dead
that's what i do dawg, demonetize motherfuckers
so shut your trap before i flag you too

so you block 'em and flag 'em, take out a hit out on these kids
fuck em right? wait, no not the kids, Matt please
I'm talking about the haters, Gator and Metokur, Ralph, Pesos and Dick
they talk shit and you take 'em out with a click
grip, squeeze the trigger, like you squeeze the cum outta [niggas]
eager to spill the blood you take the shot and pray that you hit 'em
shit, I think you might be getting a taste for the life
take the knife, do 'em right, in the back, like a ki-
like a cuck, you know what?
maybe it's better if I don't say too much
wouldn't want to end up on a watch list
now ADL got this and this song is now blocked in over 88 countries
and Rabbi Jarbo's got his thumb on the button
like Stalin, he'll make your channel disappear like it's nothing
this semaphoric war is all that he has left anymore
so be warned, he'll treat your channels like he does a newborn and just fuck 'em
I flag, flag motherfuckers,
flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead
that's what I do, seven days a week, flag motherfuckers,
just flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead

aww shit! I flag, flag motherfuckers,
flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead
that's what i do dawg, demonetize motherfuckers
so shut your trap before I flag you too

I do what I do to make you laugh and smile. And forget your problems for a minute or two.

Chronicles of a Cuck coming early 2020

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Lyrics and arrangement by Jarbo the Hutt
Guest starring vocals by Ethan Ralph https://twitter.com/theralphretort

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Lyrics:

Dear Ralph, I sent you a message but you still ain't callin’
left my skype, twitter and discord here at the bottom
that one time you got kicked off Discord last autumn…
there probably was a problem with the servers or something (wink wink)
when motherfuckers say shit, I usually block them
fuck it, why not? But this time, it’s a pretty big problem
my girlfriend's pregnant too, I’m going to be a father
no I’m kidding… it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
I heard your channel was banned , I’m sorry dude
I had a friend who killed himself … it’s just a shame that it wasn’t you
And I know you hear this every day, but I’m the biggest fag
I even flagged your fat ass where you said nothing bad
I flagged all of your posters and subscribers man [fuck em]
Why the fuck you think I keep so many fucking tabs [open]
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, the biggest fag… this is Matt

[Chorus]

Dear Ralph, you still haven't called, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fags
if you didn't want to talk to me on the Killstream… you didn't have to
but did you have to tell my kid that daddy was a black dude?
she’s only two years old - we listened to your bullshit show
for like four hours, and you just said NOOOOO!
that's pretty shitty man, I’m like her fucking idol
she wants to be just like me man - she gets more views than I do
let’s be real – I’m nothing like you, I think I’m just an
autistic character or have a tremendously low IQ
dumb as fuck, but flagging helps when I’m depressed
I even got a tattoo of Tyrone on my breast
and I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
like my faggot friend Kraut… excessive faggotry
you gotta call me Ralph, I'm the biggest cuck you'll ever lose
sincerely yours—PS… we should buy some Ripple too

[Chorus]

dear Matt, i meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
I heard your girl's banging vagrants now, how far gone is she?
i'm really glad we found out that your daughter's black
and here's an autograph for her father - he's probably upstairs in the sack
you're welcome to come back to the show, we really miss you
don't think i leaked your shit intentionally just to diss you
but what's this shit you said about them being your fucking kids dude?
come on Matt, how much of a lying cuck is you?
you got some issues Matt, I think you need some counselling
to keep your ass from flagging when she's on his dick bouncing
and what's that shit about ya'll sleeping together?
that type of shit'll make me think she ain't touched your penis forever
i really think what ya'll need is a babysitter
so maybe you're just there to feed her litter
i hope you get to read this letter, i just hope it reaches you on time
'cause you blocked me on Twitter, the Killstream's doing just fine
so stop being bitter and quit being a fucking fag
why are you so mad? try to understand, it's fine if you're not the dad
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
this dude was in church and shot himself in the face
with a crucifix in his hand and boulders up to his waist
and then the reverend found a tape, but it didn't say who it was to
come to think about it, his name was... it was you

Instrumental produced by Frenzy Frenchy
Lyrics and arrangement by Jarbo the Hutt

From the upcoming MC Jarbo LP - Chronicles of a Cuck

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Lyrics:

hey, you might not understand this yet but in many ways, we’re very, very different people
and I’m not gonna lie… you’re probably gonna start noticing this more and more as you grow up
but look listen, this is what I want to say, and I really want you to understand this
mommy and daddy love you so much. so damn much.
and of course, I love you too!

verse 1

tommorow, we're gonna take a trip right down to the shooting range
and you're gonna learn to fire a gun and improve your aim
sooner or later, you'll be able to shoot all kinds of things
you'll be poppin' brains, running away with a dollar pocket change
quit hootin' and hollerin' babe, does your diaper need a change?
are you feeling strange? you don't got no need to feel ashamed
did somebody say something? something that might have been gross
like how the fuck are you black, with both folks whiter than ghosts
or maybe you've exposed to some black culture and so
now wondering why we don't choke hoes in the Jarbo household
well let me tell you how it goes, but don’t get mad at me when you learn that
your mom's a ho, naturally I’m tired of trying to get close
see your mom's legs were, well... much wider than most
much wider than most, that bitch was fucking coast to coast
she had people lining up to bust inside of her holes
busting inside of her holes, busting like there was no tommorow
but I guess at the end of the day, that’s just the way you were made
that’s just the way I was played
and if you really wanna know, your real dad's locked in a cage
but your replacement daddy's free range

chorus

darling hold my hand
i know he’s not here but
baby don't be sad
cause it don't matter to me if you're
white or black
as long as i can be your dad
cause i can be your dad
please let me your dad!

verse 2

tomorrow, we're gonna take a trip right down to KFC
and you're gonna learn to love the only meat you'll ever eat
and you’re gonna be as black as can be, I want to see that fat ass
hanging over the seat by at least three fucking feet
so while you're under my roof, just do everything that i do
girl it's cool not to like school, with your busted ass IQ
have five kids with different dudes but BEFORE you leave middle school
get the shit beat out of you, find some way to blame a white dude
only eat if it’s fried food, only drink if it’s high proof
keep a loaded gun beside you and never ever try to find truth
they’ll never, ever hire you, it's their fault you've been lied to
it's the jews, they control you - they control everything in my room!

chorus

darling hold my hand
i know he’s not here but
baby don't be sad
cause it don't matter to me if you're
white or black
as long as i can be your dad
cause i can be your dad

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Instrumental produced by Hido https://twitter.com/hedonisticmgmt
Lyrics & composition by MC Jarbo

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I wasn't going to release this yet because at this pace there won't be any songs to release when the LP comes out but fuck it! Merry Christmas everyone!!

Lyrics:

i got new kicks on, straight up out the door, fresh as fuck
smelling a million bucks, turning heads in my best clothes
ya see shawty, i'ma go jihadi if i don't explode
inside of a thick ho's body tonight, tonight
i'm finna expose all of myself to her,
do a trademark sex pose
and have her down at my knees, i seize
her attention with these chocolate nuts but no red rose
but i'm in the black, got my tracks, got my stacks
gonna lay you on your back 'cause i'm a jackal in the sack
gonna slap you on your ass, leave it stamped with this hand print
'cause girl you can fix a pretty fucking mean sandwich
i don't know what your man did, but he's a a man bitch
girl lock up the cats, let's go camping
you know... pitch a tent - you can bring the damn kids
'cause they need a first hand glimpse of what a man is
one that isn't afraid of getting laid
with a face lookin' like he just ate a gallon of mayonnaise
bitch made, and don't get paid
and won't leave his gaming man cave for days
do you copy? girl you know that you got lucky
that dumb dummy you called a man ain't got nothing on me
so while he's nutting all over the mandalorian
i'll be manhandling his whore again in oregon
that's why she call me at night
ho hardly ever leave me alone though, damn bro she so naughty
'cause she want me to come almost constantly
she so cum hungry, she want it all from me
but i'ma take it to a whole 'nother level
work on your thighs and your toes and your navel
i'm the first man to make your pour honey on the table
if you're able, i'll make the cooch gush like a burst main
tornado, so put on your halo
get down on your knees, give me worship fellatio
but really all i want to do is lay low
until your man come home, so i can just open the door and say MATT!

chorus

i just fucked yo girl tonight (tonight) and came inside her!
i just fucked yo girl tonight (tonight) so step aside yeah!
i just fucked yo girl tonight (tonight) i lit the fire!
i just blew her fucking mind 'cause i'm her one desire!

i just fucked yo girl tonight (tonight) and came inside her!
Pesos... just fucked yo girl tonight, so step aside yeah!
Jesse Lee Peterson... just fucked yo girl tonight (BETA!) i lit the fire!
i just blew her fucking mind 'cause i'm her one desire!

feliz navidad!
feliz navidad!
mundane matt is a pedophile
i want to wish you a merry christmas
i want to wish a merry christmas
mundane matt is going to jail to get r*ped like he r*pes the baby!

i want to wish you a merry christmas
i want to wish a merry christmas
mundane matt is going to jail to get r*ped like he r*pes the baby!

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Instrumental produced by Hido

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Merry Christmas everyone!!

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Instrumental by Frenzy Frenchy

Lyrics:

verse 1

she sat in the corner with me, every Sunday she would kneel for the priest
I would wait ‘til everyone leave, then I’d get down and smell her seat
twelve years old, never thought nothing of her ‘til she told me she had finally started
her flow, I was like woah I didn’t know bleeding could be so sensual bro
I started making some sexual jokes, yeah let’s get down to business
she just wanted some kids quick and I noticed that she was developing big tits
nice day, isn’t it? are you looking forward to the next church picnic?
you’re just a little bit old for my taste but I guess preschool age is a bit optimistic
she wanted my seed, and I really wanted to see what she looked like with lipstick
so I took the rohypnol, mixed it with bleach - straight in her gravy and biscuit
and I know that you’re gagged and you can’t talk now, so you can just do all the listening
this isn’t rape, this is great, you sit there let me just give you this jizzing
but I just wasn’t ready, there was nothing but blanks in the tank so I grabbed a
machete, turned her into spaghetti… rest in peace betty
and i thought to myself as i stood there covered in tears
man this sounds like some shit i'll probably be lying about in a couple of years

chorus
go, go with jesus, with jesus
matt you’re just a beta male!

verse 2

Mundanematt … shut the hell up! Listen to me matt
you’re just a beta male, but don’t hate yourself for it
if you truly believe in Jesus, truly believe in God
take the blame yourself matt… maybe you should get a job
stop being mad at that woman, it's all your fault (beta male)
are you close to your father? (not really) Does he even return your calls?
how is it her fault your dick don't work, you're so weak
now she’s addicted to the sweet taste of African American meat
matt you been exposed, both of your kids are really Tyrone’s
beta male! what kind of a grown adult is sitting round home and
doing nothing but picking up boulders, putting pictures of children in folders
(I didn’t do anything!) stop lying idiot, I’m in the zone
what kind of man can’t even control the type of dick that she stick in her hole
jesse peterson about seventy years old and I still break in your home to feed her the bone!
baby you are something else… matt your woman is AMAZIN’!
but you uh uh, you gotta go
if you truly believe in jesus, truly believe in god
take a hold of this gun, put it to your head… deliver yourself to the lord
you fat bitch. get outta here motherfucker!

chorus x2
go, go with jesus, with jesus
matt you’re just a beta male!

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Rape is not funny. That's why this week I tested out a definitive way to prove whether or not Zoe Quinn was telling the truth about being raped!

Didn't go quite as planned but we learned a few things!

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Made 4 Kids is a brand new show where Matt Jarbo does his best to explain complicated questions in a way today's kids can understand. Today's questions are: What is a faggot? What is No Nut November?

The MC Jarbo album is around the corner. But as white rapper, this poses a very important question. Am I entitled to use the n word? I think I definitely am and if you'll let me, I'd like to explain why!

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Lyrics:

dick masterson made a video about me
dame pesos had a video about me
well guess what? i made a beautiful song about you... aliens

[verse 1]

uh let's talk about mexicans, filthy fucking savages
they've come to steal your packages and inflict aggravated damages
it's getting so hazardous with these rates, i don't know what the average is
for rape, probably as high as the number of underage mexican marriages
as tragic as it may seem, they're just keeping up with tradition
keeping up with religion, keeping their children up in the missionary
position - until you've had a whole lot of kids to jizz in
listen, you still don't know what the fuck you've been missing
i mean i don't know this from personal experience or anything, just guessing
(kidding)... maybe that's why pesos
sounds like a kid, visceral memories of fourteen thousand of them sitting on his dick
"faggot" doesn't offend me, it's actually pretty good english coming from a spic
dawg, shouldn't you be outside dawg? picking whatever the fuck you pick
dawg, ooo that ain't right dawg, now i'm going to have to get my
whip dawg, that's not a car i don't mean a vehicle... sit dawg
after all, wouldn't want to make a beaner fearful
let's talk about mexicans and all those shitty states next to them
but hey, mexico or chile, it's all the same kind of shit dawg
i don't care that you have resort to twenty pesos a day
from your moms - i ain't givin' you shit dawg

[chorus]

i don't know why you don't know
to me you're just a bunch of motherfucking animals
i don't know why you don't know
to me you're just a bunch of motherfucking aliens
i don't know why you don't know... you belong to mexico

[verse 2]

uh let's talk about mexicans - the ones that show so much negligence
the type of dick to swipe a bitch just to say they had sex with them
this guy calls you a cuck, pizza the hut, says that i sucks dick
you really think that i give one percent of a fuck? well listen up, dick
you might be worth twenty two thousand dollars a month
but psychopath, i think i did the math... yeah that's a lot of tax
why are you running your mouth? running up to me and giving me hugs at vidcon
embarassing me in front of my friends while trying to get rid of this bitcoin
let's talk about mexicans that stink of ass crack whenever you stand next to them
i ain't getting laughed at by a man whose forehead look like an accident
stay out of my business, don't fuck around with this white dude
stay out of the business between me and the people i've lied to (motherfucker)

[chorus]

i don't know why you don't know
to me you're just a bunch of motherfucking animals
i don't know why you don't know
to me you're just a bunch of motherfucking aliens
i don't know why you don't know... you belong to mexico

Instrumental by Frenzy Frenchy
Lyrics by the Quarry King
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Lyrics:

verse 1

fuck cheeseburgers and shit, KFC
nigga, please nothing beats macaroni and cheese
sliced hot dogs in a pan, sweet as can be
man i love all these autistic recipes
from these backwards stupid motherfuckers in my discord chat
but Matt, how you gonna diss your friends like that?
are you really this dumb?
dumb enough to let them record my ass for like the last six months
you know what i really hate?
my dick won't elevate, and i'm not even thirty eight
my gut's in the way, tired every day
of hearing my girl fucking the entire NBA
dude, what are you gonna do next?
she's way past having unprotected sex
guess i'll be bringing up somebody's rejected kids (Tyrone)
cleaning up somebody's ejected jizz (Tyrone)
bunch of black guys standing outside (Tyrone)
ninety one African dongs in sight
and i'm hiding under the fucking bed, beating my bone
from a safe space, i don't wanna be meeting Tyrone
face to face, in case i get a punch to the head
like when i said he should be paying at least some of the rent
uh Tyrone, are we good? are we good? oh god no!
SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!

chorus x2

i'm not gonna lie, not gonna lie
i'm not gonna lie, not gonna lie
i'll be honest with you guys (stop lying to me)
stop lying to me

verse 2

my channel is dead as they come, only people on it
are there to call me a fat fucking faggot in the comments
Ethan Ralph is always calling me dishonest
maybe that's because he's nothing but a redneck alcoholic
Pesos is just a Mexican midget on his leash
Dick Masterson's the sociopathic freak
(with them beady little eyes), the quartering is just a bore
would you please move your fucking arms more?
god, Magog made some very good decisions
the other motherfuckers had no idea what they were missing
now i suck multicultural dick
not for money, literally just doing it for kicks
beta cucking form, ready to prep the bull
give me a mouth full of niggas that will never be born
i kid, i kid Tyrone
help yourself to the bitch, just stay out of the fridge

chorus x2

i'm not gonna lie, not gonna lie
i'm not gonna lie, not gonna lie
i'll be honest with you guys (stop lying to me)
stop lying to me

i ain't done with you man...

verse 3

yo it's the J to the A, the R, the BO
the motherfucker smells like chicken and B.O.
figured you out, you work at Walmart (night shift)
yeah no wonder your life is so hard
go record your videos but nobody sees it though
everybody sees a broke bitch with a cheating ho
man you a cuck, you suck dick
you let every one of my bros fuck your girl in the butt quick

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