Lyrics and arrangement by Jarbo the Hutt
Guest starring vocals by Ethan Ralph https://twitter.com/theralphretort
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Lyrics:
Dear Ralph, I sent you a message but you still ain't callin’
left my skype, twitter and discord here at the bottom
that one time you got kicked off Discord last autumn…
there probably was a problem with the servers or something (wink wink)
when motherfuckers say shit, I usually block them
fuck it, why not? But this time, it’s a pretty big problem
my girlfriend's pregnant too, I’m going to be a father
no I’m kidding… it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
I heard your channel was banned , I’m sorry dude
I had a friend who killed himself … it’s just a shame that it wasn’t you
And I know you hear this every day, but I’m the biggest fag
I even flagged your fat ass where you said nothing bad
I flagged all of your posters and subscribers man [fuck em]
Why the fuck you think I keep so many fucking tabs [open]
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, the biggest fag… this is Matt
[Chorus]
Dear Ralph, you still haven't called, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fags
if you didn't want to talk to me on the Killstream… you didn't have to
but did you have to tell my kid that daddy was a black dude?
she’s only two years old - we listened to your bullshit show
for like four hours, and you just said NOOOOO!
that's pretty shitty man, I’m like her fucking idol
she wants to be just like me man - she gets more views than I do
let’s be real – I’m nothing like you, I think I’m just an
autistic character or have a tremendously low IQ
dumb as fuck, but flagging helps when I’m depressed
I even got a tattoo of Tyrone on my breast
and I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
like my faggot friend Kraut… excessive faggotry
you gotta call me Ralph, I'm the biggest cuck you'll ever lose
sincerely yours—PS… we should buy some Ripple too
[Chorus]
dear Matt, i meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
I heard your girl's banging vagrants now, how far gone is she?
i'm really glad we found out that your daughter's black
and here's an autograph for her father - he's probably upstairs in the sack
you're welcome to come back to the show, we really miss you
don't think i leaked your shit intentionally just to diss you
but what's this shit you said about them being your fucking kids dude?
come on Matt, how much of a lying cuck is you?
you got some issues Matt, I think you need some counselling
to keep your ass from flagging when she's on his dick bouncing
and what's that shit about ya'll sleeping together?
that type of shit'll make me think she ain't touched your penis forever
i really think what ya'll need is a babysitter
so maybe you're just there to feed her litter
i hope you get to read this letter, i just hope it reaches you on time
'cause you blocked me on Twitter, the Killstream's doing just fine
so stop being bitter and quit being a fucking fag
why are you so mad? try to understand, it's fine if you're not the dad
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
this dude was in church and shot himself in the face
with a crucifix in his hand and boulders up to his waist
and then the reverend found a tape, but it didn't say who it was to
come to think about it, his name was... it was you
