Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5
Well I pray in my final hour
For the people who yet must die
For the liars and the robbers
And the cheating crimes
Who tortured the deadly times
Well, I've written home to mother
The ink ran from my tears
I said, "Momma, momma, oh please
Tell me why you brought me here"
I've been around the world
And every story ends the same
But when the lights are dim
You won't remember my name
I don't want no scars to show
I don't want no one to know
So I'll be killing time in the Blue Shadows
Soundscape - D125 can be found here:
As you know, Kurt "Calamari Sutra" Eichenwald is a big fan of tentacle hentai. When he's not whacking it to monsters from the deep, Kurt "Ramming Qt Grills With My Tendrils" Eichenwald likes to take to Twitter to push politics and get people locked up for gifs. Though some narrow-minded bigots may shame him for his perverse, pulpy longings, I for one salute Kurt "Cthulhu Is My Waifu" Eichenwald, and push for the day when he, too, and those like him, will be able to make a public display of their love in front of Yog-Sothoth and their families. The hashtag is #CalamarriagEquality. Get it trending for Kurt!
The over-indulgent machines were their children
There wasn't a way down on Earth here to cool them
Cause they looked just like humans
At Kresge's and Woolworth's
But decadent brains were at work to destroy
Rats in battalions were ruling the street scene
Closed the gap between 'em
And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies
Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies
Happy Halloween you gaggle of NEETs and reprobates. In this, the first ever Halloween Special, P. Bastard is settling in for a night of slasherkino with the greatest and best video nasty of all, Unhinged. But Mchumba, skinwalkers and a power cut may change those plans.
The full pasta written for this picture can be read at http://patbastardandthespurious5.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html
Do you ever notice, when you're walking home alone at night that as you pass a streetlamp, your shadow stretches out in front of you, as if racing away from the light at your back?
How much terror would fill your heart if it were joined by the shadow of another figure at your side?
"Shadows" stars Olivia Bush and is directed by Pat Bastard.
In 2015, WPC Maxine Tracy was committed to Jason Hawkins mental institution following a series of unsuccessful suicide attempts.
In 2016, kinographer Pat Bastard joined the River Warriors, a post-apocalyptic punk rock bike gang led by Melville "Longcoat" Oppenheimer. Only one man stood in their way: Maxine's mentor on the police force, PC Dale Goodrich.
After the legendary chase that gave them their name, the River Warriors expanded to become the city's largest and most powerful gang, while Dale was kicked off the police force.
But now, in 2017, a chance meeting between Maxine Tracy and Pat Bastard could mean the beginning of the end for both gangs.
Two years ago, officer Maxine Tracy was committed to a mental institution. Now she's back on the streets and about to go head to head with the River Warriors, a post-apocalyptic punk rock bike gang that has taken over the city.
But there's a catch. For Maxine has unknowingly entered into a relationship with hapless gang member and underappreciated kinographer Pat Bastard. He doesn't know she's a cop. She doesn't know he's a crook. Mayhem and confusion ensue.
Donut miss it u plebs!!
Bumped to traffic patrol, Officer Dale stops the first motorist he sees – Pat Bastard – and sends him to speed awareness course.
At the course, Pat falls in with a tough crowd of post-apocalyptic punk rock bikers. To prove himself to them, he helps them escape, hijacking the instructor’s car and kidnapping the instructor.
Dale gives pursuit, in the world's first Mad Max on pedal boats kino.
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