Honeymoon Hotel is a song by Harry Warren and Al Dubin, featured in the James Cagney film Footlight Parade, and performed by Dick Powell. Full movie here: https://www.bitchute.com/video/84io1hwK67FL/
How am I to say
What I want to say
In the proper way, my dear
I'm not a gallant cavalier
But I'm sincere
So, I'm gonna say
All I have to say
In the language of the day
You may have heard it all before
But here it goes once more
How about a little celebration
To the jingle of a wedding bell
How about a little reservation
At the Honeymoon Hotel
Honeymooning's going to be my hobby
Don't you think a honeymoon is swell
Wait until we walk into the lobby
Of the Honeymoon Hotel
Cupid is the night clerk
Neath the stars above
He just loves his night work
Mm, we just love to love
Oh, I'm a mister looking for a missus
As a missus, you'll do very well
Bring along your things and all your kisses
To the Honeymoon Hotel
I'm the man in charge of transportation
I will see that ev'rything goes well.
I'm the clerk in charge of registration
At the Honeymoon Hotel
I'm the boy who carries up a sidle
Any time you push a little bell
Bridal suites are never very idle
At the Honeymoon Hotel
We're the house detectives,
But we're puzzled with
The fact that no-one stops here
Unless their name is Smith
I'm the girl in charge of conversation
I hear things I wouldn't dare to tell
I's the captain of the comfort station
At the Honeymoon Hotel
Aren't you glad to see your dear old mother?
Tell me why you didn't let us know
No, they didn't notify us, mother
Ha-ha, but they will when they need dough, oh yes!
Aunt Matilda has a present for you
It will come in handy, you can bet
We got that just twenty years before you
But it ain't been used as yet
Congratulations, sister!
All your clouds have passed
Congratulations, father!
She's off your hands at last
Course you know that all of you are welcome
I'm so glad to see you, I could cry
It's a lot of hooey that we're welcome!
We'll be seeing you—goodbye!
I've been notified
There's a little bride
All alone in Number Two
I think we ought to see her through
I will! Me, too!
We've been here a week
When you're here a week
Then you're qualified to speak
Let's tell her what it's all about
My dear, will you come out?
Oh, I'm glad it's you, I feel so nervous
I don't know my husband very well
Husbands are a feature of the service
At the Honeymoon Hotel
Gee, I'm sorry that I ever, ever
Left my little home in New Rochelle
Wait a while, you'll want to stay forever
At the Honeymoon Hotel
Girls, you'll have to scatter
We don't see why we should
You're in Jersey City
And not in Hollywood!
We've got to be in bed before eleven
Naturally, we think it's very swell
'Cause every little bridal suite is heaven
At the Honeymoon Hotel
Kiss your little honey boy good-night, girl
Now we're married, dear, and here we are
I've a right to be beside the right girl
But you're in the wrong boudoir!
Don't you dare to lie to me, I caught you...
Getting friendly with that blonde gazelle
Please don't make me sorry that I brought you
To the Honeymoon Hotel
In the morning, I'll see my attorney
I will have my little tale to tell
And for this I took you on this journey
To the Honeymoon Hotel!
Who was that blonde woman
Making eyes at you?
I don't know that woman
I cross my heart it's true
If I've hurt your feelings, I regret it
Won't you please forgive your little Nell?
Ah, let's turn out the lights and just forget it...