dr Meno Copyrights the FART. You Must Acknowledge Third Party Content. Public Notice
originally Published on Mar 28, 2014
My first direct upload live.
Problems with my PC, damn Microsoft. Tell me does the doorbell or car horn of Bill Gates have the Windows chime?
ANYWAY, this is my protest to SOPA and copyrighted material.
I am copyrighting and patenting the FART. This is just like mailing your manuscript to yourself in a seal envelope. Like putting this in the PUBLIC NOTICES in a obscure publication. Registering in the National Register's office. This carries the same weight and legal ramifications.
I will demand that uTube will ding anyone who farts on a video, to acknowledge the copy write material. It needs to be register on shazam, the monitoring program with music. And All royalties paid in advance.
Since this is a copyright issue and protection.
It includes : Musical farts, such as classical farts, R & R, R & B farts, , C & W farts, Reggae farts. Y de todo pedos del Latinos.
Also included but not limited too: dry farts, wet farts, skid marts farts, bus farts, (which my kids always try to blame on me.) Bubbly underwater farts, inc. jacuzzis. Bathroom farts, showers farts and under the sheets farts. Inc. any farts blamed on your dog too.
Arm Farts are not included.
Farting in Public. 25 cents per fart in public. Install meters like parking meters and you have to deposit your 25 cents is a Farting meter. You're volunteering your 25 cents. If not, the traffic violation camera with audio will fine you a whole dollar. You'll get a summons to appear in court. Like any traffic violation or infraction. Like a hit and run.
OR it will be up to individual Municipalities to proclaim fart free zones. BUT they may miss out on some revenue. Any Bar or restaurant can also have fart free zones with in their establishments.
Hollywood listen up, This is my copyright material.
I promise to Donate 2 cents to Aaron Hillel Swartz (November 8, 1986 -- January 11, 2013) fund. the fighter of SOPA
We need to put a special chemical in the water, in Coca Cola or fast foods.
to tint farts vapors purple/green so we know whom is guilty of spreading the air pollution.
If farts were colored, many innocent dogs would go free.
BUT I have an invention, for the prevention.
An underwear muffler, that farts pass through a charcoal buffer. To filter out the smell and tint. Another option could have a built in striker like on a lighter, so one could clinch their buttcheeks, create a spark and burn off the foul methane. Called Blue Darts.
I will start selling fart in a bottle, , $1.99 1 oz
6 oz $2.99t, 1/2 liter, $3.99. Party size in liter bottles, $4.99
Arm farts are half price.
I am also investing in Frijole Factories and Bean Banks.
Mexico my biggest clients, Gracias NAFTA, I'll make a fortune on the peso.
dr Meno king of farts.
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
My dog does them too,
And I blame them on you.
We all know what you ate,
That was on the plate.
That couldn't been Alpo,
Butt when you need to go poo
It's smelt rather too spicy,
Better bring along some icy.
"I am trying to Change the World One Mind at a Time". dr Meno
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