Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - RESIDENT EVIL OUTBREAK

Umbrella Employee #03 Report, June 23rd 1998 3:05 pm
"So the T-Virus was inadvertently released today...not particularly the best way to start off a Monday. While most people around here and panicking, and some even eating the flesh of others I remain pretty calm all things considered. There's a very small chance it'll spread much further than the Arkalay mountains, so I figured when I clock out today I'll just head down to a local bar in Raccoon and drown my sorrows."

Umbrella Employee #03 Report, June 23rd 1998 6:13 pm

"So I was walking through the streets of Raccoon and alot of people seemed to be stressed. Has the virus actually spread? I saw alot of people ripping through entrails and stammering around with bloody mouths. It seems like something is amiss! But fuck all that really...today was a really stressful day, so I need that drink...especially since my chest feels so itchy for some reason, probably has to do with the underlying tension of work...''