FUNNY ANTI- WOKE SONGS, exposing the naked truths of leftist deception, including:
CHARITY FOR THE WEALTHY, AN HONEST SONG ABOUT THE 'REFUGEE' PROBLEM.
You better know the truth about me,
as your taxes will support me,
and your bitches will sleep with me!
I'll be another bogus refugee!
I'll be a refugee
I'll get it all for free
and your taxes will go to support me.
Chicks will sleep with me just to prove they're PC
and they won't even ask if I've got VD.
I'll still get chicks even if I'm ugly,
walk like a chicken and look like a monkey!
I'll have the perk of unbridled promiscuity.
I might even be called a RAPE-fugee!
This is the scenario that I foresee.
And I really mustn't miss the opportunity,
to make this scenario reality.
So I'll cross the Sahara and sail the sea.
And, as you voice no objection to me,
I see you're no more than a weak patsy
who wears a façade of compassion for me.
And you might doubt my sincerity
and think I'm just another bogus refugee.
So let me spell it out in simplicity:
Yes, if you think hard then I'm sure you'll agree
that my account of the place from which I'll flee
is very much divorced from reality.
But your chiefs have a very special use for me.
As they see me as a crucial key
in their 'Divide et Impera' policy!
I'm a tool of oppress-ability.
A demon sent forth to terrorize thee.
A bogeyman to scare the crap out of thee.
I'll disrupt your peace and tranquility.
I'm gonna make your life a misery.
I'll make you open to malleability.
Fear is a powerful tool, you see!
You'll vote for more laws for you and me.
For this your politicians will spend your money.
Its all part of their power conspiracy
to increase their power over you and me!
So I’m costing you your liberty.
By empowering those in authority.
Facilitating their control of you and me!
Their lure is a special reward for me.
I'll be a refugee
I'll get it all for free
and your taxes will go to support me.
Your politicians are the powers that be.
So you should blame them and not blame me.
And don't think of laying no guilt trip on me!
After all, I just want to exploit what's free
and spend my life in idle tranquility,
although I'm of full employ-ability.
I'll drain your taxes parasitically.
And I know how take the blame off me.
I'll allege discrimination against me.
I’ll claim that I’m excluded and not lazy.
I'll call you a racist if you disagree.
Its an old scam, that anyone can see
but for me, that old scam works perfectly!
I'm sure you'd pull that scam if you were me.
You'd be stupid to pass the opportunity
to get it all for free
and be a refugee
and have the taxes pay for thee.
An asylum seeker's fantasy.
A dream of this migrant Somali.
A dream of this potential jihadi.
A dream of this bogus refugee.
You better listen to me, honkey!
We're gonna make a mess of your country!
ITS PLAIN TO SEE ITS CHARITY FOR THE WEALTHY!
As the trip to the West selects for the wealthy!
My superiority granted me mobility!
Back home I lived in comfort and prosperity.
But now I'm over here playing on your sympathy!
And now I'm over here living off your charity!
I'm a member of a gifted minority!
The brightest and the best "to improve your society."
I'm young, I'm strong, I'm smart and I'm wealthy!
I owe my success to my superiority!
Pity for those who lack superiority!
The dumb and poor don't have the ability!
Needless to say, this reduced their mobility.
So the poor refugees are going to go hungry!
To lure the talent from a poor country
is to increase that country's poverty
and reduce the price of the commodity!
But that won't be a problem for me.
I'll be a refuge,
I'll get it all for free
and your taxes will go to support me!
If you honestly report this activity,
you’ll be called 'racist' and 'un-PC'.
And hence there's a lack of transparency;
so you won’t get the facts when you watch TV.
But, hey, that's a wonderful thing for me
as my crimes will be shrouded in secrecy.
Yes, OUR crimes will be shrouded in secrecy!
So, my rapes will be shrouded in secrecy.
and the crooked politicians will go on with impunity!
It appears that its government policy
to make us hate the majority
and exploit the fruits of the hostility.
They make the majority suffer animosity
and still they call this a peaceful democracy!
And I'm sure you've enjoyed my poetry!
I agree that it's somewhat un-PC
(as there is an exceptional minority)
but at least its in tune with reality.
The greatest parasite of this century,
is neither a leach, nor a louse, nor a flea...
And from my position, its easy to see
that this war on the poor is two-faced hypocrisy!
Excuse me now but I have to pee...
ITS PLAIN TO SEE ITS CHARITY FOR THE WEALTHY!
