don't be like the democrats. do something with your life.

these are my home movies
at least i don't live in the middle east
at least i don't go all over the "news"
me vs. everybody else
trust the process of dog shit
fuck neighbors, just kidding. they're alright
i don't need more opportunities to showcase my awkwardness
information age and everyone's full a shit
so weird to be shooting in the daylight
don't chawl miss the battery-operated lantern
"let's donate more taxpayer $ to the giant govt furnace" denier, get that shit right
i'm a real sweetheart no matter what they say on social media
sacrifices require being inconvenienced
let's pass this bill, but what's this bill?
what's the library?
being a creative person is awesome
a lotta people choose to be on the poverty level
(clarification: after doing my taxes, i discovered that i am actually NOT on the poverty level. YAY! but i am in the lower middle class, fine with me)
"news" will always be in quotations
TDS must be very draining
annoyed pretty much all the time
thanks fiberals for inspiring me to trust God more!
all these curries sound exactly the same (coconut milk plus various vegetables)
why did i star ALL of these?
i don't fuck with fast food considering all of the drive-thrus where i have worked
better read all the books before they burn this motherfucker down
coincidence? no comment.
folleywood is nothing but robots
my real feelings on kanye
control, ego, just order some curry
why does anybody trust anybody???
polifact don't weigh in context or sarcasm
words are now vapor
fuck vaping. i can help anyone quit smoking.
dems/repub. workin for the same pieces of garbage
SMIRNOFF: have fun goin to jail!
DJs love to yell, ya just lost me
NPR can't catch up with me
obamacare was unconstitutional
"everybody knows this but they act like they don't"
thank you but no thank you jack dorsey
I HATE THIS WORLD!!!!
makin $ so i can spend $ on (GOOD) food
even if ya don't agree with me...
i know you're all about the free shit
if you can't handle honesty you're just a moron
what a way to end it, bitch