~Drunker Than Fuck With Critter And His Friend~

Two weeks ago friend had a heart attack, showed me all the black and blue marks from needles and such, anyways they both he was doing laborious work a week later, said do not move to Montana, colder than fuck and deeper wetter snow than here, wtf, Critter told me he was herding cattle all alone at nine years old, had two shoot two mountain lions to protect the calves, you do eat hamburgers don't you? we all have led crazy lives! Critter is not all young and pretty like the picture, he has paid his dues as many of us old fuckers have.
Both of them have driven truck before, seen some shit!