End times revelation theory #3: Is God's weapon..Will?

Could it be? With white clots popping out of everyone's vaines and the apocalypse sins and eclipse closing in. The last scientist (person bale to speak truth and remebr facts then tell others normally) examine the theory that I might actually be god's weapon of choice, a filter for determining who is to be saved? As we approach massive population collapse and still nobody can read the Georgia guidstones right, we examine the scientific facts that prove I am central to the future of his reality. Sorry if that' sounds narcassitic. But the facts are the facts. Going to need to assign an officer to check on my ego. Don't want to have another big fall just when I'm needed most.
Trigger warning: all this might be funny horrifying and offensive but it looks like it's also true. Wowzers