FUNNY SONGS WHICH EXPOSE WOKE SCAMS AND WOKE HYPOCRISY
E.g. ITS PLAIN TO SEE ITS CHARITY FOR THE WEALTHY which can be found at 19:04 in the video
(every line in this song rhymes with the first line)
CHORUS 1: IN THIS AGE OF HYPOCRISY
YOU CAN SEE A LOT OF CHARITY
GOING TO THE WEALTHY
The working class will suffer because of me
as will those who live in extreme poverty
but your ruling class will gain more authority
as you’ll want more laws for you and me
driven by a need for your personal safety.
(CHORUS 1)
I’m encouraged to be a bogus refugee.
I'm encouraged to partake in criminality,
when I might have lived a life of honest productivity
bringing my country wealth and prosperity.
Back home I was one of the relatively wealthy.
This enabled me to make the difficult journey.
(CHORUS 1)
If you lure the talent from a poor country,
you'll increase that country's poverty
and reduce the price of the commodity
but that won't be a problem for me
I'll get good accommodation in your country.
A refugee gets it all for free!
A refugee gets it all for free!
(CHORUS 1)
Your country’s priority is people like me.
Your homeless people don't have priority
but I'll use the soup kitchens - as they are free.
I'll get the homeless trying heroin and PCP!
I'll create a state of chaos and hostility!
I'll drive some away and they'll go hungry!
CHORUS 2: AS THE RULING CLASS GAIN MORE AUTHORITY
ITS GOING TO REDUCE YOUR LIBERTY
ITS PLAIN TO SEE ITS CHARITY FOR THE WEALTHY (4x)
I'll be a refugee
I'll get it all for free
and your taxes will go to support me.
Chicks will sleep with me just to prove they're PC
and they won't even ask if I've got VD.
I'll still get chicks even if I'm ugly,
walk like a chicken and look like a monkey!
I'll have the perk of unbridled promiscuity.
I might even be called a RAPE-fugee!
This is the scenario that I foresee.
And I really mustn't miss the opportunity,
to make this scenario reality.
So I'll cross the Sahara and sail the sea.
And, as you voice no objection to me,
I see you're nothing more than a weak patsy
who wears a façade of compassion for me.
And you might doubt my sincerity
and think I'm just another bogus refugee.
So let me spell it out in simplicity:
Yes, if you think hard then I'm sure you'll agree
that my account of the place from which I'll flee
is very much divorced from reality.
But your chiefs have a very special use for me.
As they see me as a crucial key
in their 'divide and conquer' policy!
I'm a tool of oppress-ability.
A demon sent forth to terrorize thee.
A bogeyman to scare the crap out of thee.
(CHORUS 2)
I'll disrupt your peace and tranquility.
I'm gonna make your life a misery.
I'll make you open to malleability.
Fear is a powerful tool, you see!
You'll vote for more laws for you and me.
For this your politicians will spend your money.
Its all part of their power conspiracy
to increase their power over you and me!
So I’m costing you your liberty.
By empowering those in authority.
Facilitating their control of you and me!
Their lure is a special reward for me.
I'll be a refugee
I'll get it all for free
and your taxes will go to support me.
Your politicians are the powers that be.
So you should blame them and not blame me.
And don't think of laying no guilt trip on me!
After all, I just want to exploit what's free
and spend my life in idle tranquility,
although I'm of full employ-ability.
I'll drain your taxes parasitically.
And I know how take the blame off me.
I'll allege discrimination against me.
I’ll claim that I’m excluded and not lazy.
I'll call you a racist if you disagree.
Its an old scam, that anyone can see
but for me, that old scam works perfectly!
I'm sure you'd pull that scam if you were me.
You'd be stupid to pass the opportunity
to get it all for free
and be a refugee
and have the taxes pay for thee.
An asylum seeker's fantasy.
A dream of this migrant Somali.
A dream of this potential jihadi.
A dream of this bogus refugee.
You better listen to me, honkey!
We're gonna make a mess of your country!
(CHORUS 2)
The trip to your country selects for the wealthy!
My superiority granted me mobility!
Back home I lived in comfort and prosperity.
But now I'm over here playing on your sympathy!
And now I'm over here living off your charity!
I'm a member of a gifted minority!
The brightest and the best "to improve your society."
I'm young, I'm strong, I'm smart and I'm wealthy!
I owe my success to my superiority!
Pity for those who lack superiority!
The dumb and poor don't have the ability!
Needless to say, this reduced their mobility.
So the poor refugees are going to go hungry!
