IT'S OUTER LIMITS WITH BASEMENT JOE BIDEN !

Here's many infamous quotes from Basement Joe Biden:
No Ordinary American Cares About Their Constitutional Rights
I think the only reason Clarence Thomas is on the court is because he is black
I worked at an all-black swimming pool in the east side of Wilmington, I was involved in what the Negroes, I mean, blacks were thinking, what they were feeling.
I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.
When you're appealing to people's fears and anxieties, you can make some gains.
Every single morning since I've been 27 years old, I've got up and someone's handed me a card like the one I have in my pocket with the schedule on it, of all the things I'm gonna do. I don't know what to do if I didn't have that card.
It's easy being vice president - you don't have to do anything.
The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.
Thus, in setting an American agenda for a New World Order, we must begin with a profound alteration in traditional thought.
I agree with Donna Brazile who said about Benghazi: "We got to preven dis from hapinin agen. "
There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day.
I did not grope the wife of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter or the daughter of Sen. Christopher Coons. I don't put drugs in drinks or give drinks to underage females. And all those photos about me inappropriately touching girls, they are blown-up.
Remember, no one decides who they're going to vote for based on the vice president. I mean that literally.
Make sure of two things. Be careful - microphones are always hot, and understand that in Washington, D.C., a gaffe is when you tell the truth. So, be careful.
I get a lot of credit I don't deserve.
My recollection is - and I'd have to confirm this - but I don't recall paying any money to go to law school.
Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do.
Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college. You think, I'm joking, they're almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind
The number one job facing the middle class. And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.
I am a Zionist. You don't have to be a Jew to be a Zionist
Banning guns is an idea whose time has come.
How I learned to love the New World Order.
When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'