Starship Darjeeling

It's hard to describe the particular feeling
You'll get when you ride aboard Starship Darjeeling

Adventure you seek that's euphoric and dandy?
It's not quite the same as a store full of candy

You will not feel angry, you won't want to fight
Some ideas you'll see so impossibly bright

But there is a slight chance it will alter your mind
So perhaps you'll become a bit gentler, more kind

Now please note, passersby tend to wave and they wink
And some folks -- they admire the bars wrapped in pink

Shiny shield-plates surrounding the wheels are for Schutz
Against rainy road rubbish that's gritty with Schmutz

When your journey is over you'll come to realize
(Even though you'll be tired and sore in the thighs)

That the words 'us' and 'them' are not truly unique
In the iceberg of wisdom 'tis only the peak