Catholic Molestation Joke 1999 - Owen Benjamin

Yeah, I put light on this problem back when the crowd would get uncomfortable and people would call me a heretic. So for all the people currently saying "why do you only go after Hollywood and not that Catholic Church." I did when it mattered. The secret is out now and all abuse is now the fault of people who don't protect their children and people who don't call out monsters. Hollywood hasn't been fully put into the light on it's abuses like the church has, and it's very very bad.
So don't tell me that because I'm Christian I ignore the monsters in the church. It's the very reason I wouldn't call myself Christian for over a decade despite having an entire worldview based on the fundamentals of Christianity. I conquered that by realizing that these are will always be the acts of men, the acts of evil. And true evil wants to invade good like air in a vacuum. It always will.
The church pedophile network in my hometown is so dark and disturbing I can't even put it into comedy besides these simple jokes. People wouldn't believe it if they are told by survivors of these people so what's the point. Just make art, live truth, and hopefully your kids will be less of a bastard than you. That's all we have.
If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.

I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.

Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.

You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.

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