First published at 09:05 UTC on August 2nd, 2019.
[Lyrics]
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
And on that farm we had somes ducks
E-I-E-I-ish
With an "I want the duck", "No, I want the duck!"
"No it's me that wants to eat that duck"
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-…
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[Lyrics]
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
And on that farm we had somes ducks
E-I-E-I-ish
With an "I want the duck", "No, I want the duck!"
"No it's me that wants to eat that duck"
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
And on that farm we had a tractor
E-I-E-I-ish
With a "I want the tractor", "No it's muh taxi, it can take 48 people"
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
Tell me what happened to Zimbabwe
That lovely country, that we all used to know
Tell me what happened to Zim-ba-aaa-bwe
Well, I don't know but Bob must go!
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
And on that farm we had a forest
E-I-E-I-ish
With a "I want that wood", "No I want that wood", "No I want that wood to build a house that's cool"
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
And on that farm we had a cow
E-I-E-I-ish
With a "I want that cow", "No I want that Cow","No I need that cow to pay Abbula(?) now"
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
Tell me what happened to Zimbabwe
That lovely country, that we all used to know
Tell me what happened to Zim-ba-aaa-bwe
Well, I don't know but Bob must go!
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
And on that farm we had a Massey-Ferguson combine harvester with a twin cam overhead double diff and an optional GPI converter all parts imported.
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
Now, on that farm we had P*beep*ple
Here a *beep*ple, there a *beep*ple, everywhere a *beep*ple *beep*ple
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
Tell me what happened to Zimbabwe
That lovely country, that we all used to know
Tell me what happened to Zim-ba-aaa-bwe
Well, I don't know but Bob must go!
Mugabe repossessed my farm
E-I-E-I-ish
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[Lyrics transcribed by The Ghost of Ian Smith in August of 2019]
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