We Did It, Reddit! - Original Song

there’s a magical place they say it’s the front page
I visit every day groovin’ to the algorithms gettin’ in my brain
I’m farming all of that karma spinnin’ on a rotten shawarma
of smarmy woke melodrama and toxic propaganda from big pharma
oh that poor Aaron Swartz he was murdered of course
it wasn’t just for JSTOR he saw more than he’d bargained for
like that rampant pedophilia happenin’ at MIT
then Alexis said “see ya! we’re bettin’ that reddit is headed into history!”
we did it, reddit and don’t you forget it we support the current thing
so we’re jettin’ to Kiev and we’ll never regret it
we’re gettin’ extra credit that’s redditing!
do you remember in Boston that bomber was lost
until le reddit army said “we’ll get that Tsarny”
tho they nabbed the wrong guy you can totally rely
on the Holy Hive Mind and if you can’t your ass is banned for life
they sure hated the_donald til one day it was gone oh well
the NPC remainders keep making more echo chambers
all the admins are pedos, the mods wear stilettos
in the digital ghetto I was counting lies from front lines deep inside
when they told ya that I trolled ya to the Capitol they lied
we did it, reddit and don’t you forget it we support the current thing
so we’re jettin’ to Kiev and we’ll never regret it
we’re gettin’ extra credit and now we need a medic
they said it’s copasetic then led us to a set up
we’ve found our new vocation save the Ukrainian nation
they said Putin is invadin’ so we’ll send him our location
did you see how that coof suddenly went poof
there was never proof it was anything but the flu
now all that mass formation needs another fixation
so they rushed to replace it and now that Fauci’s out Zelensky’s on every station
gee, I can’t wait until they stage the alien invasion
we did it, reddit and don’t you forget it we support the current thing
so we’re jettin’ to Kiev and we’ll never regret it
we’re gettin’ extra credit that’s redditing!
we did it, reddit and don’t you forget it we support the current thing
so we’re jettin’ to Kiev and we’ll never regret it
we’re gettin’ extra credit and now we need a medic
they said it’s copasetic then led us to a set up
we’ve found our new vocation save the Ukrainian nation
they said Putin is invadin’ so we’ll send him our location