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So there's the fair maiden Lady Shion, minding her own business and taking care of some errands in Okinomiya, when she spontaneously summoned the restless spirit of Keiichi Maebara inside of her, and promptly decided to knock over a bunch of very fine gentlemen's motorcycles, all without the slightest hint of logical thought guiding this sudden action - in fact, just like the fallible Keiichi, she expresses satisfaction over her act of wanton vandalism! Neo can only watch this event unfold in absolute horror. This thoughtless act had understandably provoked the owners of the motorcycles who happened to witness Shion's thoughtless action first-hand, whom the game's subtitles refer to as "delinquents". These fine, upstanding members of higher society proceeded to give Shion a piece of their collective consciousness using language both verbal and non-verbal that is so eloquent, beautiful, and thought-provoking that it would make Shakespeare experience an Anime-style nosebleed. Indeed, so unique is their dialect that Neo has to take a good two solid seconds (sometimes more) to translate every syllable that these gentlemen utter into a form of English that an uncultured peasant such as himself could comprehend - the educational institutions in which these men must attend have indeed taught them quite well! The gentlemen make it clear (enough) that they are, very much indeed, quite displeased with the fair maiden who decided to act quite UNFAIRLY towards their property.
But right when it would appear that these refined delinquents would bring their outrage towards Shion to incredible heights, a young man with blond hair and red eyes appeared out of nowhere, and began demanding the attention of the high-class men surrounding the green-haired maiden. Shion stares at this new arrival with a sense of wonder, and later amazement as he continued to fight for the maiden's honor despite being clearly outmatched by the other men, who were obviously superior to him in both physical stature as well as verbal eloquence. Nevertheless, the young man pressed forward, provoking the group of gentlemen until they were angered enough to enclose their knuckles and have them collide with the young blond man's face - repeatedly. The group of gentlemen's act of refined retribution went on for at least a solid minute before they, as someone less cultured than they themselves might say, made like a tree and got out of there.
Shion goes to the young blond man to check his condition, and it would appear that no lasting damage had been inflicted on him - the refined group of gentlemen delinquents had undoubtedly decided to show the young man mercy (What saints!). The young man introduces himself as Satoshi Houjou. Even though Neo, our narrator, had suspected this to be this young man's identity upon first seeing him, he couldn't help but feel validated upon having his suspicion confirmed by the young man himself. The young man mistakes the fair maiden Shion for her supposedly un-fair twin sister, Lady Mion, and from what Satoshi says it would seem that he and Mion are acquainted with one another. Shion begins developing an interest in Satoshi, and after several minutes of interacting it becomes quite clear to Neo that he is bearing witness to the beginning of a one-sided tale of young romance, with young Satoshi being the receiver of Lady Shion's romantic affections. Indeed, it doesn't appear to take long at all for the fair maiden Shion to become completely enamored with young Satoshi...
(I was initially going to write a description similar to my usual fare, but for some reason I was feeling a tad bit cheeky as I started writing, and so I instead ended up creating this silly, lousy little writing that you've just read. I feel satisfied now that I entertained the sassy beast residing within my eternal soul. I do sincerely hope that at least some of you enjoyed this decidedly different take from my usual material. If not, then sorry, I guess. Good day to all of you!)
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