In an emergency, Ask Gary: Baltimore carnage mimics our current state of mission progress perfectly

Mid Launch, the crew develops a terrible demon battle, with chaos ensuing and me having to put everyone in the back. Commander Molly has tried to destroy the mission again, and decide who I talk to because she couldn't figure out if commenter "A" was s boy or girl. Because A couldn't communicate. Also screaming about Creek Mary being a "Succubus", sorry about that Mary. It's all a dumpster fire when there are no responsible adults capable of communicating for 50,000 miles.
The latest distractions of the Baltimore bridge provide a visual guide of Molly's deliberate steering the ship into a wreck causing trouble for everyone, but we are used to that. So I'm reorganising the crew and putting Our resident Auto co pilot Gary the Jar of peanut butter back in as first officer, he never stabs me in the back, and doesnt disappear on me or get special needs control freak jelousy demon attack so is technically more responsible than any other humans who have joined us so far.
I've also had a communication from God on FB, but that's just some spineless coward terrified I might be actually arriving home to expose their facist GASlighting kiddy murdering behaviour from 2020, but adds fun to this hilarious shit show journey to save the planet.
And finally, my side quest lead me to discover what the mark of the beast is and how to avoid it, since the eclipse and rapture may well ne next up for fun time crazy town on planet hell on earth. It's all go , so do stay tuned. Also there is a job opening for any adult capable of doing science and has brain cells, and preferably an ounce of integrity, Gary will fill in until that person arrives. He's good like that.