THE MAN FROM PISS
Greetings Comrades
I'm the Man From PISS
The People's International Secret Service.
We exist to protect your democracy
preserve your civil liberties
and prevent the Superpowers attempts at Global Imperialism.
Our Enemies are the CIA, FBI, MI5, MI6, Mossad and any national intelligence agencies and state security / secret police
who are a threat to your democratic and basic human rights, your civil liberties, your right to freedom of expression.
Our enemies are all those who work for the Ruling Elites, and do not work for the People.
We are opposed to Greed in Capitalism, and Selfishness in Nationalism.
We combat all Terrorist organisations whether they be the Pentagon, the Mafia, Russian or American, NATO or Al Quaida
PISS is the People's International Secret Service...Your Secret Service.
One of my jobs is PISS Recruiting Officer...otherwise known as The Piss-Taker.
Anyone can be a member of PISS
provided they are not Nazi, Racist, Sexist, Body Fascist or Religious Bigot.
We accept Jews, Muslims, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, Athiests, whoever...but they mustn't fear, hate or seek to remove each other.
If you want to work for PISS, then make a video about yourself, tell us who you are, and why you want to join PISS, then upload it onto YouTube.
After uploading your application video, if you haven't heard from PISS within a month...Congratulations...it means you are working for PISS.
As a PISS agent, you must recruit four of your friends and form a 5-person PISS Active Service Unit to carry out missions.
You will receive coded PISS messages secretly embedded in BBC World Service broadcasts.
To decode the messages, you will probably need to have a copy of "The Ripper Code" by Nabil Shaban.
We are PISS...the People's International Secret Service...Your Secret Service...working for a Fair and Just world.
You probably think this is Mission Impissable.
