Merciless Radio Presents: DJ Crotch Sweat’s Twenty Mikes Of Weaponized Boredom

Well here it finally is. Our attempt to dethrone PewDiePie. Well actually most of us don’t give a rats ass what the hell PewDiePie does but CS seems to be obsessed with the idea that the man has some kind of secret mind control device that he can find out about. He hasn’t figured out why anyone would want to watch another person play video games when they could just do it themselves. He didn’t factor in the all pervasive specter of human stupidity.

So anyway this is a dual purpose attempt at figuring out the “diabolical master plan” of PewDiePie and satiating Jordan's desire to drink heavily and be retarded. Its actually more likely that Crotch Sweat is going to put everyone watching into epileptic seizures. He has a real talent for that. Either way, as always, when he is like this we cannot talk him out of what he is doing. So as long as we keep the beer coming and the internet connection running he will be quiet and eventually pass out from Alcohol consumption.

All things eventually settle themselves.