First published at 18:00 UTC on May 20th, 2020.
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So there's the fair maiden Lady Shion, minding her own business and taking care of some errands in Okinomiya, when she spontaneously summoned the restless spirit of Keiichi Maebara inside of her, and promptly decided to…
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[BLIND LET'S PLAY]
So there's the fair maiden Lady Shion, minding her own business and taking care of some errands in Okinomiya, when she spontaneously summoned the restless spirit of Keiichi Maebara inside of her, and promptly decided to knock over a bunch of very fine gentlemen's motorcycles, all without the slightest hint of logical thought guiding this sudden action - in fact, just like the fallible Keiichi, she expresses satisfaction over her act of wanton vandalism! Neo can only watch this event unfold in absolute horror. This thoughtless act had understandably provoked the owners of the motorcycles who happened to witness Shion's thoughtless action first-hand, whom the game's subtitles refer to as "delinquents". These fine, upstanding members of higher society proceeded to give Shion a piece of their collective consciousness using language both verbal and non-verbal that is so eloquent, beautiful, and thought-provoking that it would make Shakespeare experience an Anime-style nosebleed. Indeed, so unique is their dialect that Neo has to take a good two solid seconds (sometimes more) to translate every syllable that these gentlemen utter into a form of English that an uncultured peasant such as himself could comprehend - the educational institutions in which these men must attend have indeed taught them quite well! The gentlemen make it clear (enough) that they are, very much indeed, quite displeased with the fair maiden who decided to act quite UNFAIRLY towards their property.
But right when it would appear that these refined delinquents would bring their outrage towards Shion to incredible heights, a young man with blond hair and red eyes appeared out of nowhere, and began demanding the attention of the high-class men surrounding the green-haired maiden. Shion stares at this new arrival with a sense of wonder, and later amazement as he continued to fight for the maiden's honor despite being clearly outmatched by the other men, who were obviously supe..
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