PROXY CONFLICT AND MEDIA SOFT POWER

From the end of February, Covid decorations can be taken down. From March 1st war decorations must be displayed.

"Clap the NHS" garden lights can now be repurposed as "Clap NATO" garden lights.

Full camouflage uniforms, and nuclear/chemical grade gas-masks must be worn while shopping or exercising within 5 miles of home, but not while eating when seated at restaurants or visiting the opera.

To flatten the war curve, do not contact your doctor, unless you have at least two limbs blown-off and have passed a covid test that day.

Remember, in case of Nuclear attack to Social Distance, and to wear to Masks.

*This has been a tax payer funded war emergency public announcement - organized by our beloved leaders