Santa Clause vs The Devil.

Return with me now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when the kiddie matinee provided what was essentially cheap babysitting while moms, grannies, and aunties hit the shopping center. I'd like to think they had no idea what horrors they were subjecting innocent children to.

Clearly, the good folks of Mexico didn't quite get the whole Santa thing in the late 1950s. Instead of a holly-jolly workshop full of toy making elves, brown acid bad trip Santa has a staff of enslaved, ethnically stereotyped children. Also random beings from ancient Roman mythology and Arthurian legend. He employs disturbing apparatus to spy on children, which looks like it was designed by Dr. Seuss after he was forced to slam-down a big bottle of tequila, worm and all. Culminating with hell-spawned, robot reindeer powered by high-octane nightmare fuel and the soul of every child who watched this movie.

Santa's opponent, a literal demon from the blazing bowels of Hell, has no chance of beating Santa... Not even in the scariest character contest!