MagLite Batons

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle and his friend Gumby show MagLite flashlights that the turtles use for training. Instead of police batons, they use flashlights, and Rusty Ripsaw and his cousin Brownie often train with them. However, Rusty Ripsaw Turtle teaches Brownie and others to 7Up someone instead of just one upping them. Of course, having a Colt 1911 problem solver trumps batons. This is America, and a 1911 is a great way to defend yourself, if you know how to use it. Gumby recommends being flexible and resilient, which is also helpful.