The Running Man/Hunger Games MUSICAL SPECTACULAR
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BEN RICHARDS A reality shooow.. Da the wake of da war;
All these children are trrying to kill her..
Why do I feel like I've seen this before?
This whole premise, it seems so familiar...
A violent game from da future.. what could it be-eee-EE-ee-eeeeee..
Oh now I rememba - a movie fea-tur-ing meeeEEEEEEEE, so...
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
I'm afraid I have a bubble to burst.
Same film, they changed the name,
But you know The Running Man was the first!
They cook up a program to use as distraction;
Glitz and glamour, and the stupid par-a-aade.
The people are starving, so give them some action.
Can't they see it's all a giant charade?
It's a trick to keep the public in liine..
But de concept has always been miIIIIIIIIIne, so-
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
All the evidence is there on the scree-ee-en.
Two films that seem da same,
But one's a shitty version for tweeEEEns!
In The Hunger Games, the camera makes you throw up,
And you can't even tell who is DEEEAD..
In da Running M'an all of the action is clear;
Take a look how we blow up the head.
Does Katniss look greeat, In a tight yellow suit
Or tell jokes when she cuts you in two?
Can she punch through your stomach and break your damn spine
When the story you tell is untrUUUE?
AMBER
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
And your carbon copy fascist regiiime,
Your film is far too tame;
We were first and we were far more extreme!
BEN RICHARDS
It's important to remember our roots;
I'm not doing this to bring down morale.
Ack-naw-ledge, The Most Dangerous Game And I'm tolerant of Battle Royale, but...
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
Who wants to watch her sit in a tree?
Mine's great, the remake's lame,
How fucking boring can a blockbuster BE????
Why must you rip off everything that we do?
First we killed Laughlin, and then you killed Rue.
You showed great disrespect not to give me a nod,
So I hope that you win, like Whitman, Price and Haddad-
I spit on your movie, this despicable clone,
But I'll see Catching Fire, for Jena Malone!
CHORUS
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
KILLIAN
FUUUUCK YOUUUUUU!!!!!
CHORUS
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
Fuck You...
BEN RICHARDS
Fuck you, The Hunger Games...
AMBER
Fuck you, The Hunger Games...
EVERYONE Fuck you, The Hunger Games...
And
fuck
You
Tube
TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
