Gumby at DEFCON 1!

Bruce the Shark has checked up on his friend Gumby, who has gone to Defense Condition (DefCon) 1 over recent world events. Gumby has his radio or radar system ready for air defense and an old school manpad launcher. Although, I did not tell him that that is a World War Two (WWII) vintage item, he may not have rockets for that anymore. Gumby is a bit old school, but he is like sixty years old too. Good on Gumby for being prepared though. Since he is made of clay, I don't think explosions hurt him anyway. Maybe that is why he likes his .44 Magnum problem solver.