What!? I'm just joking - Why are you so sensitive??

I'm standing in the kitchen just after Id realized that I had been adding pepper to my eggs as opposed to my chia seed, busily laughing at & mocking myself, when there was a knock on the door. Oh, I thought, a knock on the door, this hasn't happened since 1975. How exciting. Who could it be, what could they want I wondered. So standing at the door was the lady I used to live next to at the old place that fell down. Now this lady is a lovely lady, a lady I respect, have always had a good relationship with, a lady who has always been good to me, nothing but friendly. In her hand was a loaf of freshly baked white bread. As I write this blurb, it is 6.30AM at the end of fast 112, a long fast of 18 hours today. My lips smack, they salivate, as my stomach grumbles with fast 112 culminating into her climax as writing this forces me to reflect on this dear lady & this amazing looking loaf of white bread. So I've been saying for the time I've been on my weight loss adventure that white bread rolls are my adversary, I see them as the carnal temptations in the allegory this diet provides, walking alongside my walk in faith. Brett she says, I was wondering if you would like this loaf of white bread? Oh be still my beating heart. Now this bread looked simply magnificent, big slices, with massive crusty bits at either end, this bread was pure poetry and an object of pure perfection to this carb deprived soldier. But its also carnal lust in the allegory. "Oh, no thanks, but thank you, I'm on a diet" my tormented soul lamented. "OK no worries she said as she looked for someone else to give over this work of magnificence. So in an allegorical sense, I feel now like my wife has been obedient to my husband, not giving myself over to my carnal nature, but strong & focused in the spirit. This then caused me to reflect on Sarah calling Abraham "lord", this accounted to her righteousness. Now when I then recount my testimony of that lady who tried to stir my carnal nature by shrieking a familiar cry to me of "What!? I'm just joking - Why are you so sensitive??", I'm now led on an amazing journey again that has etched me closer to my big question "where doth the twain meet? This a video that has provided a companion to me in this serious time of testing over the period of week in what I call "my life" it took me to compile and complete it. I shall surely miss this one.